Patricks book on how to open things the best way

how to open a purse

step 1: bake a pie

step 2: eat the pie

step 3:steal a purse dont get caught

step 4: say we must use technology and then bang a computer on it

step 5: put it in the microwave for 1 hour

step 5: you should of opened it yay watch out though that purse you stole well someone going to beef slap you for it with BEEF.