how to open your sisters diary

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Step 1: steal diary

Step 2: squirt tarter sauce into a triangle on the diary

step 3:put in microwave for 5 minutes

step 4:bang it on your head 3 1/2 times

u opened it yay i did that to spongebob he was mmmaaaaddd "patrick what did you do to my diary" spongebob said uhh bye

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