Patricks book on how to open things the best way

how to open your twitter account

step 1:shoot a bird with a iron cattipellar (irony)

step 2:grab dead bird

step 3:go to twitter login screen

step 4:burn bird on computer

step 5: type random letters while tweeting

step 6:click login

congrats you did it we dont have birds so i used sandy but she karate chopped me it still hurts "patrick" sandy said Aaaaahghhgh sandy