Step 1 - find a badger
Step 2 - kick it until it bites
Step 3 - put a hammer in its mouth to keep it open
Congratulations you opened just make sure that you don't have rabies
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how to open a badgers mouth
Step 1 - find a badger
Step 2 - kick it until it bites
Step 3 - put a hammer in its mouth to keep it open
Congratulations you opened just make sure that you don't have rabies