1. go to cashier
2.when he ask you what you want stand there and drool
3.then slowly as possible say krabby patty
4.grab your meal and walk away from the likely frusterated cashier
5.put googly eyes on it and call it art
6.then have the waiter slowly help you pull the bun up because you told him you were afraid there might be a thumb in it
7.after he opens it for you pay in monoply money and walk out like nothing happened
YYAAAYY you opened it to bad a riot of angry employees is chasing you RUN!

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