1.steal it hide it in a toilet and watch himself go mad trying to find it
2.after hes passed out over exaustion go get the case out of the toilet
3.probably smart to wipe off the little brown smudge off the corner ;)
4.throw it in a compacter(something that crushes cars into boxes
5. take it out lightly tap on it with a hammer
6.after its crumbled take the clarinet out and do whatever crazy thing you went through all that trouble to do ;)
YYYAAAYYY you did it yeah i tried to but i fell in the compacter im such a square sometimes

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