how to open your dads safe

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Step one: open a window

step 2: grab safe

step 3: watch for pedestrian you know where this is going

step 4: when no pedestrians are nearby throw safe down

step 5: then spray it with a water gun

step 6: make an egg on top the safe

step 7: pour battery acid all over it

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