Step one: open a window
step 2: grab safe
step 3: watch for pedestrian you know where this is going
step 4: when no pedestrians are nearby throw safe down
step 5: then spray it with a water gun
step 6: make an egg on top the safe
step 7: pour battery acid all over it

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