Incorrect Quotes

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I had spare time and ideas, here's some of them:

New York (annoyed): Life is a killer.
New Jersey: Why's that?
New York: Because you're in it... -_-


Arkansas: I have a problem...
Kansas: What?
Arkansas: I burnt down the McDonalds...
Kansas: Why?
Arkansas: I don't know, I just did...



Massachusetts: Dunkin' Donuts is the greatest.
Washington: *Ahem* I believe you mean Starbucks.
Massachusetts: Those are fighting words.



Florida: Hey, DC.
DC: Yes?
Florida: Arsons a really pretty word, ya know?
DC: No...
Florida: I'm gonna go commit it.
DC:...

Welp, Bye!

- I.M.F.

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