Wes Borland ceremony

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It had been hours since Rivers and Gwen talked about scrubs. It was only twenty minutes before the ceremony, and Dave and Wes were chilling.

"I'm really nervous" Wes whispered

"You have no reason to be nervous" Dave assured

"What if I don't get a gift?"

Dave shrugged "Then you don't. You'll be cool either way"

"What if people are mean to me at the ceremony party?"

"Well, I won't be mean to you. And there's these two kids that are planning to perform. They definitely won't be mean to you"

"Omg really?"

"Yes"

"Okay lets go"

"Okee"

The two of them walked out of their shared room and down to the crowd of people. Paparazzi were there, and Lady Gaga was hyping the paparazzi up by singing her smashing hit, paparazzi. But she changed the lyrics a bit.

"I'm Wes' fan
I'll follow until he loves me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, just like Glamrock Freddy
His papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be hot
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, he'll be famous, chase him down until he loves me
Papa-paparazzi"

By the time she finished, everyone was silent. Like everyone just stopped singing along and cheering. They just looked at Wes, who had to walk a red carpet.

Wes looked up at Dave, who stood right next to him "I need you here"

"Oh but-"

"I need you here
And if ever there's some place that I've got to be
Then I need you here with me" Wes cried

"Omg okay" Dave said, then took his hand.

EVERYONE FUCKING GASPED

Dave ignored the dirty stares and walked with Wes anyway. Once they got to Wes's door, Dave shifted so he was in between Vic and emo Pete.

"Okay!" Paul Seductor yelled at Wes "So please do things"

Wes nodded "Okay"

"Touch that sexy doorknob, my grandson"

Wes did so, nervous about what was going to happen next. BUT THEN THIS CAT CAME ROLLING IN AND JUMPED ON WES' SHOULDER.

"Omg I can hear you cat and yes all your animal friends can come and have a party"

Paul gasped "HE HAS A GIFT"

Everyone cheered for the young lad, then went inside his room that was like a jungle wtf. SO many animals ended up trampling people and killing them too.

Everyone was partying. They couldn't stop it was just so fun. Dave was sad though, but his mood changed when he noticed these two boys up on a stage. It was Jimmy Neutron and that kid.

The boys didn't even make an introduction, they just started singing, and everyone went crazy.

"First things first
I'ma say all the words inside my head
I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh-ooh
The way that things have been, oh-ooh
Second thing second
Don't you tell me what you think that I could be
I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my sea, oh-ooh
The master of my sea, oh-ooh
I was broken from a young age
Taking my sulking to the masses
Writing my poems for the few
That look at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me
Singing from heartache from the pain
Taking my message from the veins
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the beauty through the...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain!
You break me down and build me up, believer, believer
Pain!
Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer"

Wtf they were so good.

Dave was happy while they were performing, but once they stopped, he felt depressed.

"What's wrong?" Vic asked, sitting next to Dave on a bench made of leaves.

"Idk"

"Dave, I know people talk their shit about you, but you have to tune them out. You're such an amazing person and I love you so much. I'm so lucky to have you as my cousin"

Dave smiled "Thanks"

"No problem" Vic stood up "If you need anything, let me know"

Dave smiled to himself as he watched Vic walk away. He was so kind and caring to Dave, yet that didn't make him feel better. He let himself walk around and have a main character moment by singing a song.

"Big motherfucking bank records
They tried to make me a masturbator
They sit on their Discord all day, just-
Yeah, I'm praying for change"

Dave then walked outside and onto the balcony

"Yeah, I'm praying for change
YZY on the track, let's get it
I'm in the casino, let's bet it
Big bank, I'll rob your bank
Fake teenagers tryna pull a prank
Fine dining records, P.R.E
I'll get your girl on her knees"

He ran to the first floor and danced around in a very dramatic and tragic way.

"We on the southside
We on the southside
The south don't mess with the west
Mess with me, here goes Mr. West
Stop the riots!
Stop the riots!
Donald Trump is very biased
Speak of p-
P.R.E
I'll get your girl on hеr knees

I am the president, I am thе king
The album is dropping this spring
Big bank sucks
Big bank sucks
They sit on their Discord and have no friends-"

Dave was interrupted by the ground cracking under him, making his second biggest toe fall off.

"WTF?!" DAVE sobbed, then ran to the party

"OUR BIG HOUSE HAS CRACKS AND IT TOOK MY SECOND BIGGEST TOE" HE screamed

Everyone went silent

"Show me" Paul Seductor said like a boss lady.

Dave grabbed his hand and ran out to the balcony with everyone following, except there was no cracks.

"I swear to fucking god-"

"That's enough!" Paul yelled, then turned to the guests "Everything is fine. Resume the party yeah yeah!"

Everyone went back to the party. Dave was left feeling stumped like Pete's friend named Patrick but he was not a starfish he was actually a really talented singer.

After everyone left, Dave complained to his mom.

"I saw cracks"

"Okay well you should go to sleep"

"But it took one of my toes"

Gwen then shoved a cookie into his mouth "Now go to bed"

The cookie was so yummy and made Dave grow his toe back.

"Okay I will"

Dave then sprinted to his bedroom and fucking died but he didn't die he just closed his eyes and went to sleep.

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