Author's note: Sorry the plot's pacing is such a roller-coaster but it's the best I can do without getting tired of writing and I'm pretty sure that it just adds to this dumpster-fire of a shitpost fanfiction.
It had been a week since bacon hair had left you to join one backstreet scouts on the block boys and your heart was aching for a new love. "Oh Len however will I find a new love to fill this void eating away at my broken heart!" "you should just try online dating." said Len in a calm almost monotone voice. "hmmm, well I guess that's how I met pingu so this may be worth a shot." You said with a glimmer of hope in your eyes. "Well I'm taking a Gumball to the movies to watch every single Don Bluth movie ever made so see you in a rather longish time."
You sat down in front of your 50 robux laptop and opened up a dating cite to see what you may find, you of course but Danny to bed first and locked William out of the house. The possibilities of who you might meet were endless considering that this is fanfiction and I, as the author, can add as many characters form as many properties as I please. The first profile you stumbled upon was that of mickey mouse that simply read as follows "they'll never get me in the public domain but you can get me in your bed" You didn't find this very appealing so decided to see what else the internet had to offer you. After many hours of scrolling through video protagonists who never got a canon love interest and other lonely souls that had turned to the internet in a futile search for true love you began to feel quite tired and decided to head out for a walk.
The cold night air a blocky greenery reminded you of your first date with Bacon Hair and a shining tear fell down your cheek. Everything you had worked toward had fallen apart all due to boybands. You wondered if you would ever find a greater boyfriend then Bacon Hair. Then from down the path a blocky figure approached. It was not that of Bacon Hair but you recognized it a flood of memories rushed back as the figure approached. "Steve!"
