You and bacon hair had been seeing each other frequently for the past week. One day you decided to surprise bacon hair by going to his house since you stole the key to the back door. You quietly unlocked his back door and snuck into his expensively furnished living room. The you saw bacon hair sitting on the couch holding hands with noodle hair. "HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you yelled. The rest of it was a blur and all you could remember was storming out of his house.
You needed revenge on bacon Hair you needed to date a super hot guy to make bacon hair jealous. You want onto a dating app and looked round till you found a beautiful man named pingu. He was only two years old but you felt a connection. The next day you and pingu went on a date at burger king, it was almost as romantic as your date with bacon hair. Pingu and you went for a walk in th park and ran into bacon hair. Perfect you thought. But then bacon hair teared up "I'm so sorry he said" his manly voice shaking with sadness. You didn't know what to do a burst into tears. "I'm so sorry" you sobbed. "It's my fault" said bacon hair through tears. That night bacon hair took you back to your house and stayed the night. From then on bacon hair and you started dating again and for the next couple weeks things went smoothly. Oh and pingu died.
