In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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Y/n's POV
"You need to wear deodorant" I said as Loverboy appeared. I got some deodorant from it
"Use this" I said
"No!" He yelled
"Do it!" I yelled
"I don't want to!" He yelled
"Bitch I just decapitated this motherfucker, you really think I won't do the same to you?" I asked. Mista gulped. I tackled him to the ground as I struggled to put deodorant on his nasty ass pits. I was on top of him. Mista was struggling to get me off
"You'll get bitches if you put some on!" I yelled
"I don't want any bitches!" Mista yelled. I had one hand on his chest while the hand that held deodorant was fighting Mista's hand. Was I going to lie? No, this was kind of hot.. but it would be hotter if he put on some deodorant
"What the fuck are you two doing?" Giorno asked. I stopped and looked up at him
"I'm trying to help Mista with his hygiene. It's for the greater good. Oh, and the dude is dead" I said. That's when I felt something poke my ass
"Man, what the fuck are you doing poking my ass?" I asked. Mista's face turned red as he made eye contact with Giorno. Giorno eyes went wide
"I think they're giving away free ice cream over there" Giorno said changing the subject
"Really?" I asked standing up
"Yes, I'll help Mista use deodorant. Go get the ice cream, Y/n" Giorno said. I felt tears well up in my eyes. Giorno was truly a good person. I put my hand on his shoulder
"I entrust my will to you" I said as I handed him the deodorant
"O-Okay.." Giorno said. I then rushed off to get the ice cream but I forgot I was covered in blood
"Oh my God! Is that blood?!" Someone shrieked
"Uh.... no...?" I said trying to play it off. People began to run away
Shit, there goes my free ice cream
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We were at the bathrooms. All of us were. I ended up stabbing Mista because he fucked me over, but it's okay, he'll live
"Ouch.." Mista complained as he held his wound on his stomach. I was in the boy's bathroom with them
"You'll have to go to the hospital. Y/n got you good" Fugo said
"I know that much! I'm just asking for some first aid!" Mista said
"I understand" Fugo said before pulling out a stapler. I giggled
