In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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Y/n's POV
It was hard as we watched Bruno begin to age. Mista was gone and Trish was using the ice in her drink on Narancia. Giorno, Abbacchio, and Fugo were out cold. Seeing them like this hurt me. I could only hope that Mista would win soon
"You don't need to do that for Narancia. The only person who should use the ice in the glass is you. You should only cool off your body" Bruno said. I understand why he said that because our job was to protect her, but I didn't want to see Narancia or the others die
"Fanning him or applying a wet towel isn't enough to cool him down. If he isn't cooled with ice, there is no effect. He's going to die first if he stays like this" Trish said. She truly was a kind person. I softly smiled
"Narancia and the rest of us obeyed the Boss' orders knowing full well the risks. Think only of your own safety. This is our job. You aren't here because you wanted to be. And as for the enemy who makes us age, Mista will take care of him. He should be able to do something for us.." Bruno said. I put my hand on Trish's shoulder. Though I looked and sounded exactly like her in her eyes, I was still me
"Trust Mista, he'll save everyone" I said
"It's so weird looking at myself" She said
"It's pretty cool, right?" I asked. That's when Six came into the turtle
"Two enemies are coming, and Mista.. he needs help!" Six yelled. My eyes widened
"I'm leaving. Trish, hide in the closet. Y/n won't let anything happen to you" Bruno said before leaving with Six. Trish hid in the closet. I was now the decoy
Mista.. please be okay
I took out my stand and hid it in the closet with Trish. If Bruno was willing to die for her, so was I. I wouldn't be able to communicate with Trish if my Stand wasn't in there. Though, what if Trish isn't a Stand User. Then I have no way of communicating with her
"What's this thing?" Trish asked
She does have one
"This is my Stand, Loverboy. It's going to guard you while I pretend to be you" I said using my Stand
"It's so.. pretty.." She said
"It's supposed to be sexy, did I get it right?" I asked using my Stand. Everything was probably chaotic for her right now, so I wanted to ease her a little bit. I heard her giggle
"Yes, thank you.. for trying to make me feel better" She said. I smiled. Maybe twenty minutes passed when I felt myself get pulled out
Shit
My Stand was still with Trish
"The bait worked" I told Trish using my Stand. I fell onto my knees and hands. There was an unknown person behind me. In front of me was Bruno with Six. He looked at me horrified thinking I was Trish. I gave him a smirk which instantly let him know that I was Y/n
"You should just take Trish and run. I'll let you go" A man said as he coughed up blood. I kept still
"He's got the turtle!" Six yelled. I acted clueless
"Where am I?" I asked looked around
"But before I die, I'm going to leave your heart in despair, the despair of losing your comrades! I'm going to squash them into oblivion!" The man yelled as I looked up at him
"Oh no! They're in major danger!" Six yelled. I went to pull out my knife, but it was gone. I backed up from the man, continuing to play my part as a scared girl
"Earlier, I saw a noble conviction shining in your eyes like a diamond. But you've fallen. Now you're just another sleazebag" Bruno said
"'Fallen'? I've fallen, you say? These bastards will be the ones to fall to pieces!" The man yelled as he rushed towards the ground. My eyes went wide
"Loverboy!" I yelled as my Stand came out of the turtle and punched the man. The shock caused him to drop the turtle which allowed Loverboy to catch it. I undid my Stand's ability so now I looked like myself. Loverboy brought the turtle to me as Bruno used Sticky Fingers to throw the man into the air. He then beat the fucking shit out of the man. By the end, the man had zippers everywhere. His body dismembered and bloody
"Arrivederci" Bruno said as his dismembered body parts fell into a pond
"Where's Mista?" I asked
"On the train" Bruno said. I rushed back onto the train with the turtle in my hands
"Mista! Mista!" I yelled looking around. That's when I saw him. Me being me, I fucking tossed the turtle in the air, but my Stand Loverboy, caught it. He was just laying there. Five was by him. He looked like he always had
"Mista, Mista.. wake up" I said as I looked at him. His eyes stayed closed as he breathed in and out peacefully. I noticed there were three bullet holes in his hat. I looked at Five who was crying. I picked him up
"Good job, Five" I said. He just cried
"Mista was about to die!" Five cried
"But look, he's still here" I said as I removed Mista's hat. I knew he'd probably want a new one considering this one is all bloody and has holes in it
"Loverboy, set the turtle on the ground" I said. Loverboy did as told. I then got Mista to go into the turtle
"Six is okay, he's with Bruno" I told Five before he went into the turtle as well. I picked up the turtle and walked out towards Bruno
"Let's go" I said
"We need a new method of transportation" He said
"We'll find one, and I think everyone is okay since Mista is" I said
