In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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We had found a plane. Narancia'a Aerosmith was checking the sky to make sure no one was with us, and Giorno was using Gold Experience to check the plane itself
"I don't feel anything resembling life energy aboard. There isn't even a single cockroach onboard. Nothing is alive" Giorno said
"Okay. We'll take this plane. Do not get close to any living creature or machinery whatsoever. After takeoff, we'll fly up to an altitudr of a few thousand to 10,00 meters at a speed of 800 kilometers per hour. Once we're flying at that speed, power, and distance, no long-distance operating Stand Users should be able to reach us. Our destination is the island of Sardinia. Flight time is about two hours" Bucciarati said. We all got onto the plane
"2 hours to do nothing" I said as I sat down. Mista stood next to me. I looked at him and an idea popped into my head
"Hey, I got an idea" I whispered to him. He leaned over
"What is it?" He whispered. I grabbed his hand as I got up, I basically dragged him with me
"Where are you two going?" Giorno asked
"Oh, I noticed something broken in the bathroom.. I need Mista's help" I lied
"You haven't even been in the bathroom" Fugo said
"Fugo, can you not take a hint?" Trish asked causing Fugo's jaw to drop
"B-B-Bathroom?" Mista asked as he got all red. Just as we were about to enter the bathroom, my plan was ruined
"Front left side! Someone is coming! He's coming here! Mista!" Narancia yelled. Mista let go of my hand and rushed outside. I rushed to Trish and took her to the bathroom
"You weren't the person I wanted to be in here with, however, duty calls" I said as I pulled out my Stand. Trish stared straight at it
"I saw that. You're a Stand User. You can see my Stand" I said. She slowly nodded
"What's your Stand look like?" I asked
"I don't know" She said as Loverboy began to emit an aroma. I was now perceived as Trish. I opened the cabinet under the sink
"I really hate doing this to you, but in you go- wait, actually I have a better idea" I said as I pulled out Loverboy
"I have a storage area in my Stand. If you'd like, I could put you there, there's plenty of stuff to do in there. Or you could go in that little cabinet" I said. She thought about it
"Put me in the Stand's storage" She said
"As you wish" I said. Loverboy went around and hugged Trish from behind. Next thing you know, she was gone. I had been to my own storage and it was like a house. Time didn't move there. Five minutes had passed and Fugo opened the bathroom
"The Stand User has been eliminated. You're free to deactivate your Stand" He told me. I nodded and deactivated. I then brought Trish back. She was smiling
