In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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The car landed into the water and we began to sink. Giorno was on top of me as my face was slammed against the windshield
"Giorno, you're heavy. Get the fuck off of me" I groaned as Gold Experience was beating the shit out of Ghiaccio
"Mista, Y/n! Hurry up and escape the car!" Giorno yelled as Gold Experience made Ghiaccio fly out of the car. Gold Experience's hand shattered, causing Giorno's to do the same. All of our eyes widened
"Giorno! You.. Your body's already.." Giorno said
"No, you're too young to die!" I yelled
"I think you both already know, but our priority is to retrieve the item. If we do, we will have won" Giorno said
"You are so selfless.. Giorno you're such a good man" I cried out
"There's a lot of water. It'll take a while for the car to freeze. That's why I drove in. Forget about me. Hurry up and get out, you two!" Giorno yelled
"Got it, Giorno! But I don't like your definition of victory. Killing him and then safely retrieving the item. That'll be our victory" Mista said
"I'll never forget you donut-head" I said before I broke the windshield. Me and Mista crawled out as Giorno stayed behind
"There's no way I'll let you two escape!" Ghiaccio yelled as he shot out ice. It had grazed Mista's hand. Graze wasn't the right word. More like it ripped off a lot of skin
"Just try and jump in, Mista, Y/n! It's not a bad idea to see which is faster. Your swimming or my ice" Ghiaccio yelled
"This is bad!" Giorno yelled. I sighed before I got ready
"Ahh! The wind blew my skirt up! D-Don't look!" I squealed out. Ghiaccio shut his eyes and I used my stand to launch Mista back onto the bridge
"Haha! Jokes on you! I'm not wearing a skirt!" I said proudly. Ghiaccio gave me the deadliest scare. Suddenly next thing I know I was beginning to be covered in ice
"Don't let my sacrifice be in vain, Mista!" I yelled out as the tears streaming down my face became icicles
"I'll always love you" Mista cried as he ran off. Suddenly I felt like I couldn't breathe. I guess this was the end for me. Though, I lived a good life. Sure, I was going to die a virgin, but at least I knew Mista was madly in love with me. Ghiaccio went rushing after Mista
"Mista!" Giorno yelled. Mista had managed to shoot Ghiaccio straight in the head, and it surprisingly did enough to where the ice faded a bit from me and Giorno. Giorno broke free and quickly helped me break free
"Did I get him?" Mista asked
"No, it was too shallow. For the moment, you've escaped danger. But you bought us some time, Mista. Let's go retrieve the item now and quickly leave this place! If he comes after us again, you won't be able to use that trick again. Just go get the item now, Mista!" Giorno yelled. Mista didn't move as he thought to himself
