In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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Y/n's POV
We were all in the van. Abbacchio, Giorno and Fugo came back with the key successfully
"Could you show me the key we obtained again? Narancia" Abbacchio said. Narancia held it up
"Huh? Here" Narancia said throwing it. Abbacchio's eyes widened as he sweat dropped
"Wait, don't throw it!" Abbacchio said as the key hit his hand. He groaned in pain as he grabbed his wrist
"You bastard!" Abbacchio said
"Quit being a drama queen. Feeling pain is a good sign" Narancia said
"I just had it attached 30 minutes ago. It still hurts! Damn it. 'I am grateful to you for protecting my daughter, Bucciarati. Go to the platform six at the Naples station to the drinking fountain with the turtle. Use this key, and get on a train to take my daughter to Venice. PS. Your mission will be complete once you arrive in Venice.' What's at the station drinking foutain?" Abbacchio asked
"Drugs" I said. Fugo smacked me upside the head
"No" He said
"That fucking hurts" I said as I rubbed my head
"The Boss is saying that he has a way for us to move without being seen. The station is risky, but we have to trust him" Bruno said
"Do you think the Boss is in Venice? According to what was written" Narancia said excitedly
"You do not need to think about that. We just need to do as we're told. We will take the express train to Florence that leaves in ten minutes. Mista, any tails" Bruno asked. I was seated next to Trish
"Right now, we're fine. But the problem is at the station. Someone might tip off the enemy before we know it" Mista said. I looked at Trish. She looked back at me
"What skin care routine do you use? Can I touch your face? It looks so good" I said. Trish was kind of confused
"Uh.. sure.." She said. I delicately placed my hand on her cheek and my eyes went wide
"You have the smoothest skin I have ever touched. You need for real need to drop the routine" I said. Trish slightly blushed at the compliment as I removed my hand
"Well.. first I wash it with ______ then, I use my exfoliater. The specific brand is ________. Then I use acne clearing ointment by ________. And finally I moisturize with __________." Trish said. I wrote all of that down
"Thank you" I said
"I see, Fugo. I couldn't help but wonder about her you know, too" I heard Mista say. Men I swear to God, men. They were staring at her boobs
"That's.." Fugo muttered. The van suddenly turned causing Fugo to fall on said boobs. He quickly got up. Mista grabbed the collar of his shirt and yanked him back
