Big Bad Wolf of Hololive

Binaural Business Bonding

Pekora would let out a comical loud sniffle as she now sat at the dining room table as her ears were slouched against her head. It didn't take long for a cup of water to placed in front of her as the source of said cup was her mother. Peko-mama couldn't help but let out a giggle as Tsukikage stood on the opposite end of the table with his hand grasping the bridge of his nose. His other was crossed over her chest as Noel could be seen behind the wolfman as she seemed to be tinkering with an ASMR Binaural microphone that had ears.

The term "tinker" would be far too gracious since it implied that there was some sense of know-how of what she was doing. The reason for that was because she was holding a screwdriver in one hand as well as a pair of pliers in the other. With the screwdriver, she would be seen casually driving the instrument into one of the ears before pulling it out just to reach in with the pliers. She clearly had grasped onto something since she was busy trying to pull it out, to no avail. Finally, she decided to put more strength into the tugging as she heaved out.

"So let me get this straight, that equipment we were able to get you arrived without issue, worked without issue and even tested without issue. Yet somehow, it broke?"

Yet it was as if the universe hated the word "broke" because it grew triggered by it immediately right after it left (Y/N)'s mouth. The reason? A heavy heave and yelp came from Noel as she stumbled back to bump into (Y/N) before the three others in the rooms turned towards her. All faces soon adorned shock with Pekora's being heart-broken and utterly destroyed as if someone kicked her puppy, shot it, set it ablaze and then slammed a steam-roller on top of it.

"U-Uhm...oops?"

Oops was far too cutesy. For now Pekora's binaural microphone had one ear completely detached yet, that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was the fact that internal components of the microphone became external ones due to how they dangled off the ear Noel accidentally ripped. Noel simply just smiled sheepishly as she tried to hide the tools behind her back. (Y/N), upon recovering from the circuited gore, would clear his throat.

"I...see...Alright. Get me the warranty receipt and the regular receipt. They'll ship a new one tomorrow-"

"But I can't do tomorrow-peko!"

Pekora would suddenly yell out as slammed her hands against the dining table whilst leaning on it. Of course, this led to the entire room going awkwardly silent as Pekora noticed her outburst that sounded like she was a bratty child. And this didn't sit well with her as she soon stood up and began to bow towards (Y/N) in an apologetic manner. A moment that now caught everyone off guard, especially the wolfman himself. So he naturally tried to stop her by reaching out to her.

"P-Pekora, there's no need to-!"

"I'm sorry-peko! It's just-! I...I was really looking forward to this stream-peko...I had so much fun with it last time that I even pek-got Noel to join me again-peko..."

As Pekora ears drooped and her tone softened even more, so too would Tsukikage's ears and tail as even Peko-mama's ears did the same. For Tsukikage, he felt distress on such a grand scale that his Fera-meter let out a beep as it gained another red bar on top of the two it already had. To him, he strictly remembered what he had told everyone throughout the day to ensure them that he was giving it his all. All to make their wildest dreams come true and, with Pekora's current mood? That was going against him.

So, in a moment that was out of character yet, a wild and grand thing for Peko-mama and Noel, Tsukikage would reach forward. Placing his hand upon Pekora's shoulder, she would jump lightly before looking up at him with shock in her eyes.

"Give me the delivery receipt for the order. I have the warranty note."

"Wait...you...took pek-out a warranty? When!?"