Big Bad Wolf of Hololive

Entertaining Stereotypes

Murasaki Shion, also known as Hololive's Kusogaki Witch. Tsukikage (Y/N), Hololive's newest assistant manager. Both were atop of the Office's roof as the City's fire department stood by. On top of that, even a monastery monk, as well Miko, were present as the elderly man blessed Tsukikage in particular with a wafting of a juniper branch. Miko, in the meantime, would mimic the monk but with a bell-bearing wand. As this went down, Shion would roll her eyes with a cross of her arms as her foot tapped lightly in annoyance.

"This is dumb. It's not like what I'm going to do will be life-altering...by much..."

Tsukikage could only turn to glare at the small sassy girl as his ears pinned back lightly and his Fera-meter letting out a small beep. Shion would only smirk before Tsukikage sighed out softly as he then approached the girl. Preparing herself by cracking her knuckles, Shion would then pull out a small notebook with far too many note tabs than any notebook should have to begin with. Seeing this, Tsukikage would turn to Miko and the Monk before they began to bless him some more yet, a bit more rapidly than previously.

Just then, Shion would hold up her open hand towards Tsukikage as she looked at a page in the book. This immediately caught the Wolfman's attention as his hand instinctively went up to his collar. Grabbing onto the moon pendant around his neck as a small glyph appeared in the girl's hand as she nonchalantly hummed whilst the glyph began to spin in place. It wasn't long after that a purple aura began to envelope the young wolf before suddenly being engulfed by a purple flash. And...nothing. Tsukikage seemed perfectly normal. Minus any facial hair now being completely gone.

"Uhm...Did you do something? No hocus pocus?"

"That's westernized magic. Here? We only speak in the soul of what we want to cast yet, you should have turned into an actual wolf."

"Excuse me!?"

Tsukikage would bark out in a growl after Shion nonchalantly told him of her plans. Yet, his Fera-meter was unchanged and it seemed to be glitching a bit as it flickered between its usual "Minus One" state and full green bars. Soon after, Shion began to look through her notebook as Tsukikage sighed and went to step forward yet, the strut Tsukikage just made was...feminine. Something Tsukikage noticed right away as Tsukikage then lifted both legs up repeatedly. Suddenly, Tsukikage's eyes went wide before whipping away from the crowd and peaking into their pants. Letting out a loud yell as everyone jumped.

Shion was semi-disgusted before Tsukikage whipped their gaze to her with a growl.

"The Hell did you do with it!?"

"What? What are you on about-!?"

"Why am I a chick!?"

The entire rooftop attendees, in response let out a collective and shocked "EHHHHH!?" As Tsukikage looked down her shirt to yelp out before bringing her arms up to cover her chest. A bright red hue washing over her face as she growled out heavily towards Shion as the Witch Girl casually flipped through the book in her hands. Snapping her fingers soon after.

"Ohhh! So that's where I kept messing up!"

"'Kept!?' I'm not the first!?"

"Nah. Some guys down in HR were first. Yet their case was irreversible."

Shion said plainly as Tsukikage yelped out like a puppy that had just been kicked. Looking up at her with a roll of her eyes, Shion soon waved her hand to dismiss the new wolf Omega.

"Oh clam down! Besides, I'd be more worried about the fact you look like a boy as a girl."

"Oi!!!"

Soon after, Shion extended out her hands once again before the same purple flash enveloped Tsukikage before fading away. Now standing in place, Tsukikage would whip away from the crowd and peak down their shirt. Looking frantically down their pants, he would let out a deep sigh of relief before growling towards Shion as his Fera-meter suddenly dipped to a mere eight-red bars. Meanwhile, Shion could only give him a sly grin as she stuck her tongue out at him.