Eddie's Bizarre Fantasy

Lucky Star/Split Ends (Chapter 13)

*Gustavo wakes up*

Joel: You were out for a couple of days now, Gus.

Gustavo: Where is everyone?

???: They're out there somewhere.

Gustavo: What do you mean "somewhere?"

Mia: Exactly what he said.

Gustavo: Who are you?

Mia: Were you not here? I'm Mia.

Joel: He was unconscious.

Mia: I'm sorry, Gus.

*Somebody falls from the sky*

Gustavo: You guys get to see shooting stars up close?

Joel: Gather the two remaining division captains...

*Joel, Gustavo, and Mia run off to catch the body falling from the sky*

Mia: The fourth division captain is in bad health and the fifth wandered off somewhere in town.

Joel: Okay, Gus you're gonna have to be the main character for now.

Gustavo: I can't do anything.

Joel: Neither can I, but look at me I'm the founder of the Thousand Winters.

*Gustavo and Joel stop and argue*

Gustavo: Okay, but if I came up with a name for your little gang here it would've been better.

Joel: Like what?

Gustavo: Ummm-

Mia: Could we not fight and focus on the falling person from the sky-

*Splat*

Joel: If only Xavier were here...

*Xavier comes in with crutches*

Xavier: I just came to say I'm not gonna be the Mercy of the fanfic.

???: Yeah cause I make sense.

Xavier: Go ahead and pop off Lillian.

*Lilly resurrects the splatted body on the floor*

Gustavo: Who is that?

Dylan: Greetings friends.

Joel: We're not your friend.

Gustavo: Maybe he knows Edwin:

Dylan: The Edwin person you speak of is he short?

Joel: Somewhat.

Gustavo: What do you know about him?

Dylan: I hope you like long stories...

*Transition to Edwin after the destruction of Hope's Peak Island*

Edwin: Where am I?

???: You're in the underground.

Edwin: Who are you?

???: Triplatums composer.

Edwin: You really keep it brief.

???: Believe it or not, you're the only one in this game so you're in a queue.

Edwin: What game?

???: Every once in a while Triplatums underground a copy of the real Triplatum if you will we hold a game for the dead sheeple-

Edwin: I'm dead!?

???: I mean yeah were you half asleep when you died to that scooper mechanism?

Edwin: Oh, right. No wonder I'm in Triplatum now...