Eddie's Bizarre Fantasy

Dead or Alive (Chapter 16)

Jin: Yo Edwin wake up!

*Edwin wakes up*

Edwin: Huh..

Jin: You alright?

Edwin: Indubitably.

Jin: What?

Edwin: Pardon?

Jin: Whats up with you?

Edwin: I've no clue as to what you mean, Jin.

Jin: Whats with the formality?

Edwin: Would you mind elaborating this hiccup?

Jin: I-

Zoe: Hello, Sheeple of Triplatum. As you know the both of you lost something you had.

Jin: Edwin I miss your informality.

Edwin: What is the price of your entry into the game, Jin?

Zoe: Well, he he's dead now so he lost his life to get a life.

Jin: ...

Edwin: This is quite the pickle we've stumbled into.

Jin: I still got my spirit. I see this as a complete win.

Zoe: You have 7 days to win the Reaper Games.

Jin: A week! I gotta call in on my job here. I said I was gonna be in on Thursday.

Edwin: What a shame.

Zoe: May the odds be in your favor.

*Jins phone rings*

Edwin: You've acquired a cellar device?

Jin: You thought I bought a ship with the money you gave me?

Edwin: I was under that impression, yes.

Jin: The ship we have had a warrant on it, so they had an auction, but since nobody was there for the auction I got it for free.

Edwin: Now there was no need to lie.

Jin: I bought one for everyone. It was gonna be a gift for everyone on independence day during the fireworks.

Edwin: Thats very thoughtful of you, but there was no need to spread half-truth.

Jin: Just take yours.

*Jin hands Edwin a phone*

Edwin: Most obliged.

*Jin and Edwins phones rings again*

Jin: We should probably check that.

Edwin: Without a doubt we should.

Jin: But do I feel like it?

*Edwin checks his phone*

Edwin: "Head towards Triplatums Towing Company or face erasure."

Jin: That's junk mail.

Edwin: What of the email you got?

*Jin checks his phone*

Jin: It's a coincidence.

Edwin: "Coincidence"? I think not.

Veronica: I think you should do what that "junk mail" says.

Jin: No.

Veronica: Do you want to die?

Jin: How would we die?

Veronica: By not doing what's given to you.