Edwin: No. Who wants to check it out?
Sophie: We gotta check on the people.
Rhia: Yeah what she said.
Gustavo: Bring Bubbs down!
*Edwin lands the ship*
*Everyone gets off the ship*
Edwin: What's happening to this world...
Gustavo: Nothing is happening it's just on fire you gay boy.
Sophie: So just water the town?
Gustavo: If we're gonna do that we need to see someone.
???: Nerf This!
Jin: I know that noise! Runaway!
*boom*
Edwin: Is that Annie dropping Sneakers on us?
Gustavo: It would seem.
Sophie: I think some of us should stay back and guard the ship.
Rhia: I think me and the soul users should stay back along with Jordan.
Edwin: Terrible idea. You'll try to fuck them.
Sophie: He's right.
*Rhia starts breaking down crying*
Edwin: The soul users should just stay back.
Gustavo: Agreed.
Rhia: Why am I hated here *sob sob*
*Edwin, Sophie, and Rhia (Bitchy mood) leave in search of someone*
Rhia: Why do you guys not care I was kidnapped!
Sophie: ...
Rhia: You all can't be serious! Do you not want me here!?
Gustavo: ...
Rhia: Stop ignoring me!
Edwin: Shut the fuck up!
*Rhia starts crying*
Gustavo: Look there she is.
Edwin: Oh Melissa!
Melissa: Hey Guys how have yall been on your journey?
Edwin: Rhia is mentally unstable and retarded.
Rhia: You can't say the R slur!
Edwin: Faggot.
Rhia: You're not even gay!
Edwin: Anyways Melissa are you doing something about the fire?
Melissa: No it's just big red tassels.
Gustavo: Really?
Melissa: Yeah.
Edwin: Then why is Annie dropping Sneakers on us?
Melissa: Shoes?
Sophie: The exploding guys.
Melissa: No need to worry those things are genetically modified and now they deal No damage and have a firework effect.
Gustavo: I leave for like not even a week and this happens?
Edwin: I mean look at her boobs she is smart.
Rhia: You can't just sexualize girls like-
Melissa: Are they that big?
Sophie: Yeah.
Edwin: Y'know you could always be a real one and join our crew we need a mechanic.
Melissa: I mean it depends on how many people you have l.
Edwin: We have eight...
Melissa: That's one too many for me.
Gustavo: You can take my spot.
Edwin: Or we can leave Rhia
Rhia: Oh okay.. wow. I might as well kill myself.
Edwin: Okay since Rhia is dropping herself you can come with us.
Melissa: For sure. Just let me pack up my things.
Sophie: It's been an honor serving with you Rhia.
*Gustavo, Edwin, and Sophie salute*
Melissa: Alright let's go.
Rhia: I fucking hate it here!
*Gustavo, Edwin, Sophie, and Melissa make their way to Bubbs*
Edwin: So these are our crewmates Jin, Stalker, Jahmir, and Jordan.
Melissa: What an interesting crew... nonetheless let's get this ship in the sky.
*Edwin pulls The ship into the sky*
Edwin: Yeah we need a navigator.
Melissa: How about we turn... left?
*Edwin turns the ship left then moves the ship forward*
Jin: How does the toilet work on here?
Sophie: Like an airplane. It-dumps it off in the sky.
Jin: Good shit.
Jahmir: Nice pun.
Jin: I didn't mean it.
Kira: Where's Rhia?
Edwin: Not-
Edwin and Sophie: Safe.
Jordan: You ditched her?
Edwin: Melissa is cooler.
Jahmir: What's the purple thing she has?
Melissa: Sulker Box. I use it to move items.
Jahmir: Uh-huh...
Annie: Nerf This!
*boom*
Jordan: We're gonna die!
Edwin: Really...
Melissa: Annie when did you get on?
Annie: I "/teleport @r "
Melissa: Well you're off World now
Annie: Well I guess I can go through space with you guys as your entertainer. I just need more GMO boom guys.
*crash*
Edwin: Who's flying the ship?
Kira: You're the captain.
???: Prepare for conflict
???: And make it ditto!
???:To corrupt the world with devastation!
???: To unite the unions in our Nation!
???: To denounce the evils of lies and hate!
???: To extend our reach to the planets afar!
Lisbeth: Lisbeth!
Bryant: Bryant!
Lisbeth and Bryant: Thousand Winters blasts off at the speed of light. Fold now or begin to fight.
Ren: Ren! That's right!
*Edwin coughs*
YOU ARE READING
Eddie's Bizarre Fantasy
FantasíaSeparated from each other after their world was lost Edwin is now on a journey along with Sophie and Rhia to find their friends...
