Edwin: You mean right now?
Jessie: Well no shit. Are you wealthy or not?
Edwin: To be honest we'd be in the slums right now.
Sophie: We recently started traveling through space.
Jessie: Space? In the backrooms?
Edwin: No. Use your fucking brain.
Jessie: Well either way if you're poor you can't be here.
Edwin: How come?
Jessie: It costs money to get back ya dingus.
Sophie: Leo didn't tell us that...
Jessie: Fastbear?
Sophie: Yeah why?
Jessie: Follow me.
*Jessie takes Edwin and Sophie to a cellar*
Jessie: He's been here for a while now.
Kam: It's not criminal to be an individual!
Sophie: I see you got a makeover.
Kam: The people here put me in an animatronic so I could feel what those kids were feeling.
Edwin: And what do you feel?
Kam: Right now... immortal.
Edwin: Oh shut up.
Kam: I see you two missed me.
Edwin: As if. We had no clue you were here.
Sophie: Yeah, nobody missed you.
Kam: What are you two? A couple?
Sophie and Edwin: No.
Edwin: She called me a Genshin brother.
Sophie: Essentially it was a four-month trial.
Edwin: Okay, shut up.
Kam: Personally if that was me I wouldn't let her call me a Genshin brother and say that she was a four-month trial, but that's just me.
Edwin: It's better than being called a pedophile.
Kam: I rather be called a pe-
Jessie: Don't even finish that sentence!
Edwin: What a creep- Oh my God! I wonder how Stalker is doing!
Sophie: Kira? I mean I guess...
Jessie: You know him too?
Edwin: You just know everyone don't you?
Jessie: Not everyone~.
*Jessie takes Sophie and Edwin to her house*
Jessie: So this is my house.
Sophie: I thought we were going to see Kira?
Jessie: He's here.
Edwin: At your house?
Jessie: He's my slave.
Sophie: What!?
Jessie: Oh Sorry. He's my house slave.
Sophie: Why is he a slave still?
Jessie: He wanted to be a house husband so I offered him to do work here.
Sophie: With what pay?
Edwin: If he's a house husband I wouldn't think there's pay. He's probably doing it because he just wanted to.
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Eddie's Bizarre Fantasy
FantasySeparated from each other after their world was lost Edwin is now on a journey along with Sophie and Rhia to find their friends...
