Twelve Lies I Told Shingen Takeda

Chapter 8: Lessons in Seduction

Notes for a future life: if the audience is screaming 'don't go into the basement, don't go into the basement,' then don't go into the basement.' Or in this case, don't go skinny dipping in an unsecured location.

As I continued to curse my luck, Shingen looked at the ground, leaned over, and casually picked up my "towel." (No, bath towels haven't made their way over from Persia yet, but for simplicity's sake, I'm mentally using the word towel, because it's faster than using the phrase 'large piece of fabric that I intended to use as person-drying-device'... and yes, my brain did short circuit into ramble mode because for the first time since we'd met, Shingen directed the full wattage of his charisma at me, and... it's a lot. It was surprising that the water closest to him hadn't started steaming. Yet.)

He examined the towel. "Not a mermaid then. A Moon Goddess, bathing in the light of her celestial sister." Ok, there was a quarter moon out, I'll allow him that one. Thankfully, it was no brighter than that, or I'd be worried he'd connect this me with Katsu.

Now leave me alone sir, before I freeze. It felt a lot colder once I was no longer splashing around.

He opened the towel and shook it. "Do you want this back, Angel? I imagine you do – I can tell you're very cold in there."

Yes, of course I want the - then my brain kick started with embarrassment. How exactly could he tell that I was cold? I sunk lower until the water covered my chin.

"Your teeth are chattering."

Oh. So they were. Ok. At least he didn't see-

"And," he directed his gaze to the water line. "Other reasons."

I closed my eyes for a moment, thinking, "I'll kill you. I'll kill you dead." When I opened my eyes, he was still there.

Could the developers please hurry up with the 'kill you with my mind' patch?

Keeping one arm over my "other reasons" I edged closer to reach for the towel, but he was holding it just out of range.

"I'm proposing a trade, Angel. You want this," he shook the towel again. "And I would like one kiss from those very blue lips." He looked at me, then the same slow smile that he had loosed upon the women at the teahouse last week spread across his features.

Why hadn't I kept my eyes closed? His smile is lethal.

If I answered him, would he recognize my voice? Thanks to Aki's training, I was used to pitching my voice as 'Katsuhira' lower than my normal tones. I should be safe, but I also had thought my bath would be uninterrupted and Mai had thought the water would be warm enough, so the women of Kasugayama were 0-2 in judgment today.

My poor judgment further manifested when I began shivering.

Shingen stepped closer to the lake. "Get out of there before you freeze to death. I'm catching a cold from looking at you." There was an edge to his voice that suggested he'd come in after me if I didn't hurry. Of course, if he really wanted me to get out of the water, he should leave me alone, but that didn't seem to be on his agenda.

I raised my hand, and circled my finger, hoping he'd get a clue and turn around. He folded his arms and leaned back against a tree, clearly prepared to wait me out.

Right. Didn't think that would work.

Ok. What were my options?

Plan A. I could swim to a further part of the shore and book it out of here. I was certain of my ability to outrun him, but I wasn't keen on the idea of streaking barefoot through the forest. If Sasuke was leaking ground spikes again, I'd be risking foot injury – which would be difficult to explain tomorrow.