Tokkori and Coo stood at opposite ends of the tree. Both took a battle stance.
"Square up, Tweety!" Coo called.
"Better be ready to be roasted, Daffy!" Tokkori chirped.
"I'll peck you like a woodpecker!"
"I'll falcon punch you!"
"I'll pick your ass up and drop you thirty feet like a hawk does a turtle!"
"I'll be duck huntin' soon!"
"I'll swallow you like a pelican!"
"I'll put your name on a fuckin' tee like a cassowary does a disrespectful lil' shit!"
"I'll beat you so bad, the dinosaurs'll feel it!"
And so, the birds threatened each other for hours, but never actually threw hands, because they didn't have any.
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Kirby Short Stories
FanfictionJust some Kirby stories I come up with and thought I'd share. Most of the characters are from Kirby: Right Back at Ya! since I'm pretty unfamiliar with the games. I don't own any of the characters used here. Kirby and crew belong to Nintendo/Hal L...
