16: The Poyo

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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"No." Was all Kirby had to say for gasps to go soaring around the court room.

"So you're just gonna lie about your crimes?"

"No."

The court room had confused murmurs going through it like flies.

"I will say the poyo, the whole poyo, and nothing but the poyo!" Kirby then announced, the court room filling with cheers instantly afterwards.

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