[this takes place after ,,Protangonist commits tomfoolery at 5 am" story]
Protangonist: Oh. Good thing i survived that car crash wow.
Suddenly a mysterious figure appears in front of Protangonist. Protangonists get frightened and jumps and falls down like a cartoon character. Red rolls his eyes over.
Red: Broooo... Calm down there. It's obvious that there's no need to worry... Except there is.
Protangonist gets confused.
Protangonist: So are you like from Hero Factory or something? Maybe a Toa from Okoto?
Red: Nah,I protect the multiverse.
Protangonist: Oh cool!
Red: And I've seen you doing crimes,little man.
Protangonist: C-crimes?
Red: You know,meme stealing,burning that restaurant over there, over twenty billion car crashes that you managed to survive.
Protangonist: Oh. Heh. Yeah. Sorry about that
Red: It seems like you need to be punished?
Protangonist: Punished like my friend Among?
Red: Wait,who's Among-
Protangonist: AMONG US! HAHAHAHAHA
Red stares in dissapointment,but then punches Protangonist into the sky. Protangonist pulls out Among Us plushie and start hitting Red,but to no avail. Red charges up laser which he fires at Protangonist.
Protangonist: OOF!
Protangonist proceeds to summon horde of capybaras,but they do not damage Red in any way.
Protangonist: Woah,you're pretty strong for somehow not being damaged by my memes... HOW ABOUT THIS
Protangonist pulls out comically large spoon and hits Red with it. Red gets knocked out for few seconds.
Red: Oh,I'm angry now!
Protangonist slashes through a small building and then lifts the ceiling of it and throws it at Red,who deflects it with his weapon. The ceiling gets sent back to Protangonist who gets damaged by it.
Protangonist: OOF 2X
Red: Time to end this,bro
Red fires a gigantic laser,which causes a big crater in the forest. Protangonist is seen lying on the floor.
Red: Bro that wasn't even my full power shaking my head bro
Protangonist: S-sorry for being a mean person.
Red: It's ok tho I forgive you
Protangonist: WAIT REALLY?
Red: Yeah,really
Protangonist: Awesome! I'll make sure to become good
Red: I'm happy about that. Cmon now,let's go have some soft tacos.
Then they had a wholesome evening eating soft tacos.
THE END
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RED vs PROTANGONIST
Hayran Kurgureally epic tale or something. rated 13+ for violence. lego hero factory or lego bionicle dont belong to me. i built those characters however.
