Mark's Pov📚
"Mark, it's almost here!" Matt jumped up and down happily, tugging on my arm. I was too busy reading a book about breathing to pay any attention to whatever he was motioning at. "I'm busy, honey.." I turned to walk back to the book when Matt grabbed me back. "But Markie-Moo, I want that bunny!"
I stiffened at the word bunny and shook my head. "No bunnies. Cats and dogs are fine. No bunnies." I heard Matt sigh and yank the book out of my hand. "No books! Lookie!"
I glared at Matt, then gave a strangled cry. He was pointing at a giant stuffed rabbit surrounded by smaller rabbits and candy. I screamed and tugged Matt behind me. "BEGONE DEMON!" I picked up an egg and threw it at the bunny.
Matt pulled me back, laughing. "Mark, it isn't real! It's a stuffed animal!" I stared at him, slowly calming down as I buried my face in his chest. "I don't wanna be here...Can we go home?.."
Matt shook his head. "I promised Jon and Edd that I'd buy Easter equipment.." I groaned. Jon, Matt, and Edd were crazy about Easter..Eduardo and Tom would try everything to scare the hell out of me..
So in other words, H E L L.
We spent two hours in that hell of a store. I sat in the cart, slowly rocking back and forth. I probably looked like a big man child. But I didn't care.
One time, when Matt went off to buy some sugar, a little girl came up to me and looked at me oddly. "Mister, are you okay?-" I stared at her and nodded. "Yeah. I just don't like bunnies.." The girl gasped and stuck out her tongue. "Well, I don't like your chin!" And with that, she stormed off. I scoffed and rolled my eyes.
Rude.
Once we paid for our stuff and were heading out of the parking lot, some dude in a rabbit costume stopped our car. I couldn't take it anymore.
I screamed, threw open the door, and ran off. It's best to just walk home.
Matt's Pov🪞
I watched as Mark ran off down the street, screaming as he went.
I'm never taking him shopping again.
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Matt x Mark + Oneshots
FanfictionI ship em. Cause why not?- Takes place after The End. Fluff. I will not add the No-No. I'm adding some backstory to Mark- since we don't know much about him. Warning: Abuse/Language/Blood Update: The main story is finished, but I'm adding oneshots...
