Matt x Mark + Oneshots

Just Eduardo and Jon Taunting Mark and Matt

Jon's Pov🏳‍⚧

"Why won't you tell me where Mark is?! I wanna play Monopoly with him!"

I could tell I was pissing Duardy off. I've been bugging him about Mark's whereabouts all afternoon.

"I don't know where he went! He's probably locked up in his room breaking his nose!"

I blinked then quickly ran upstairs. If Mark was breaking his nose, then he needs a hospital!

I banged on Mark's door as hard as I could. "MARK, I AM HERE. TO FIX YOUR NOSE!"

I heard someone curse, then footsteps heading toward the door. Mark peeked out, his hair a complete mess. He was at least a foot taller than me, making me raise my head up.

"Do you need something, Jon?.."

I got a good look at his nose. It seemed fine. But still, I wanna play Monopoly!

"Markie, we're playing monopoly whether you like it or not!"

Mark glared at me and put his face in his hands, groaning. From behind him, I could see someone laying on his bed. 

"Is that Mattress?! HI MATT!"

Mark shushed me, but Matt heard me and yelled hello back. I heard Duardy stomp up the stairs. "I HEARD ONE OF THE LOSERS! WHY IS HE HERE?" 

Mark's eyes narrowed and slammed the door shut, locking it. Duardy banged on it for a couple seconds, then turned toward me. "What were they doing?.."

I shrugged. "Mark's hair was a mess! He needs to brush it!"

Eduardo's Pov☢

I stared at the small brunette. 

That tall troll! Of course Jon's mind isn't that messed up, but I knew perfectly well.

But then I got an idea.

"Jon, you wanna help make Mark and Matt's little moment become a train wreck?~"

Of course, Jon agreed. Because he doesn't want to get punched.

-Time Skip-

We decided we would tell the two chin majors that we would leave for the night, then come back and catch them screwing around.

Me and Jon left through the front door. Mark was sitting in the living room, watching his weird alien shows. He seemed tense and jittery, like he was dying for us to leave.

Sucker.

As soon as we shut the door, we ran quickly to the living room window. 

Matt had appeared from nowhere and had taken a spot right next to Mark. I growled. "That bastard is sitting in my spot.." 

Jon giggled then stopped. "What are they doing?" I focused back on the two losers. 

They were talking, and I saw Mark's face turn bright red. I snickered. "He looks like a grape that's slowly turning into a tomato." Jon giggled. 

I still couldn't hear what they were saying, but I didn't need to. 

Matt had Mark pinned to the couch. Tall guy from Jack and the Beanstalk being topped over by Ron Weasley from Harry Potter.

I smirked and took out my phone. "Wait till I show the guys at Mark's work!"

Jon, who didn't understand what was happening, panicked. "Matt's gonna hurt Mark! We gotta stop him, Duardy!"

I just laughed and kept snapping pictures. "Oh, he's gonna get hurt, all right~"

Then realization hit me. 

They're gonna do it on MY couch. 

The couch that I BOUGHT.

I shoved my phone in Jon's hands. "Hold onto this and stand back." Jon tilted his head and nodded.

Mark's Pov📚

I stared up at Matt as he slowly brought his face down to mine. I felt my face heat up more as I closed my eyes, unsure on what to do.

Our lips met. For a split second. 

"GET CHO ASSES OFF MY COUCH!"

My eyes flew open as I sat up quickly. Matt had a death grip on my shoulders. The whole couch was in the air.

"Eddie!"

Eddie was standing underneath the couch, growling like some rabid dog. 

"Eddie, put this couch down or else I will ground you!" 

He must have been too busy screaming his rage. Because the next thing me and Matt knew, we were being thrown out the window. 

They died. The End. :3