Iris: Why hello, Keller.
Keller: -turns-...Hey Iri---damn.
Iris: -grins, waggling hips- Like the fit~?
Keller: It's...yeah. Very flattering.
Iris: ...Well?
Keller: ...Well what.
Iris: Aren't you going to pinch me?
Keller: ...I'm sorry?
Iris: I'm wearing green. That means you pinch me on this holiday your people do. Right?
Keller: It's the opposite.
Iris: What.
Keller: Yeah. If you aren't wearing green, you get pinched.
Iris: ...So I could have done absolutely nothing different and made you feel up me today.
Keller: That's not really the idea behind-
Iris: Fuck your dumbass holidays.
Keller: -sigh-...Here, look. I'll pinch you.
Iris: Really?!
Keller: Yeah, just gimme a minu...Why Are You Taking Off Your Top.
Iris: I already have a spot picked out! A few spots, actually. And I have green panties on! You can pinch, grab, and poke under those with whatever you'd like~.
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Tsundere/Femdom OneShots (DomFemAnthro/SubMaleHuman)
HumorBig fuzzy gals. Not so big dudes. That's it. That's the book. All art belongs to someone else. I can't even draw a straight line. If you don't see the artist's tag or watermark in the artwork, feel free to ask me where it came from. I'll try to tra...
