Minotaur: Hey.
Anon: Hey yourself.
Mino: Guarding, huh?
Anon: ...Just standing nearby, really.
Mino: Oh? So you're not guarding.
Anon: I wouldn't use that word specifically.
Mino: Ah. See, pretty sure if you were guarding, you'd be honor and duty-bound to defend this wall to the death. Even against big, horrendously vicious beast gals like myself.
Anon: Whew. That's heavy.
Mino: Uh huh. And if you run? That's desertion. Prison and death.
Anon: Oof.
Mino: Mhm. And I was just thinkin', if you were a guard...well, wouldn't be much of a "fight" to the death. No offense.
Anon: None taken, you speak truthfully.
Mino: Sensible and a smooth talker. See, you're the type of guy a big ol' monster gal could be a little more..."lawful" for. Hell, given the choice between getting stomped by me, beheaded by the crown, or coming along to make a long-term peace agreement? I'd say any guard standing where you are would be wise to follow me back home.
Anon: A guard can't argue with those terms, true.
Mino: Mhm.
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Anon: Well, if this random citizen catches wind of any guards, I'll be sure to pass along your offer of peace accords.
Mino: You do that. Oh, another thing.
-leans in-
Mino: It'd break my little heart if a cute random citizen wasn't being totally upstanding in identifying his royal station. Could make me a smidge cross. And angry, horny monster girls might make a man wish for death.
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Anon: Ah.
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Anon: And if a random citizen that happened to be in a guard initiate's armor, felt it was within his best interests to offer himself as a companion at your forthcoming peace accords?
Mino: Then that random citizen may find himself well-received. Repeatedly and insatiably.
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Tsundere/Femdom OneShots (DomFemAnthro/SubMaleHuman)
HumorBig fuzzy gals. Not so big dudes. That's it. That's the book. All art belongs to someone else. I can't even draw a straight line. If you don't see the artist's tag or watermark in the artwork, feel free to ask me where it came from. I'll try to tra...
