Elysia: Anon.
Anon: Mm?
Elysia: What is "No Nut November?"
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Anon: I think its a joke some do each year.
Elysia: Is it as it sounds? Refraining from sexual emissions for the entirety of the month?
Anon: Apparently. But I'm sure most give in to temptation well before then.
Elysia: Ah.
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Elysia: And you?
Anon: -coughs-...Hmmm~?
Elysia: Have you ever participated?
Anon: Oh. Well, not...just in humor, a few times.
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Elysia: Are you participating now?
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Anon: Haha, just a joke holiday, not even a real-
Elysia: Have you ejaculated at all during this month, Anon?
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Anon: I ah...
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Elysia: ...-rises up, gets on all fours-...That was not a rhetorical question, dear Anon.
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Anon: ...-glances at the front door-
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Anon: Have you checked the mail today? I'll go do that.
Elysia: -growls alluringly, eyes zeroed in-...Today is Sunday, Anon.
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Anon: ...-breaks for front door-
Elysia: -gallops to the door, blocks exit-
Anon: -doubles back, runs for his bedroom-
Elysia: -leaps forward, grabbing both of Anon's legs-
Anon: WAIT! WAIT! I HAVE TO STAY PURE FOR DECEMBER!
Elysia: There will be NO PURITY in MY domain. Come, dear friend. -drags Anon towards master bedroom-
Anon: -lady shrieks-
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