Braun: Yo. Pete.
Peter: Mm?
Braun: Do you have any snakey sort of friends?
Pete: Not that I know of. Why?
Braun: That one over there keeps looking at you.
Pete: -glance-
Pete: ...Oh. Ah...yeah, that's new.
Braun: Go talk to her. She's creeping me the hell out with that whole...waggly thing she's doing.
Pete: I'm not even sure how to make friends with snakes.
Braun: Bullshit, you make friends with everything. You're like some interspecies Labrador.
Pete: Do not.
Braun: I watched you get dragged facefirst into the abyssal plane by the flaming paws of a demon-hound-thing. With a necklace made of human skulls. At least one of which clearly belonged to a child.
Pete: ...I don't see how that's releva—
Braun: You showed up the next morning with singed hair, no shirt, fresh-baked delicacies, and her phone number cauterized into your left buttcheek. With a heart.
Pete: ...
Braun: ...
Pete: ...Fine, I'll talk to her.
Braun: All I ask.
...
Braun: Demon fucker.
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Tsundere/Femdom OneShots (DomFemAnthro/SubMaleHuman)
فكاهةBig fuzzy gals. Not so big dudes. That's it. That's the book. All art belongs to someone else. I can't even draw a straight line. If you don't see the artist's tag or watermark in the artwork, feel free to ask me where it came from. I'll try to tra...