Kepler (X-COM VIPER)

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Braun: Yo. Pete.

Peter: Mm?

Braun: Do you have any snakey sort of friends?

Pete: Not that I know of. Why?

Braun: That one over there keeps looking at you.

Pete: -glance-

Pete: -glance-

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Pete:  ...Oh. Ah...yeah, that's new.

Braun: Go talk to her. She's creeping me the hell out with that whole...waggly thing she's doing.

Pete: I'm not even sure how to make friends with snakes.

Braun: Bullshit, you make friends with everything. You're like some interspecies Labrador.

Pete: Do not.

Braun: I watched you get dragged facefirst into the abyssal plane by the flaming paws of a demon-hound-thing. With a necklace made of human skulls. At least one of which clearly belonged to a child.

Pete: ...I don't see how that's releva—

Braun: You showed up the next morning with singed hair, no shirt, fresh-baked delicacies, and her phone number cauterized into your left buttcheek. With a heart.

Pete: ...

Braun: ...

Pete: ...Fine, I'll talk to her.

Braun: All I ask.

...

Braun: Demon fucker.

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