Dragoness: I AM PAYING FOR THE MEAL!
Guy: O-okay.
Dragoness: And my financial independence will be a testament to my fitness for being your mate.
Guy: Ah...one hundred percent, thank you for dinner.
Dragoness: ...You hesitated. Do males not usually expect the provision of sexual stimulation after they have sponsored a meal for a female?
Guy: It's...not really something that males are supposed to expect-
Dragoness: MY FISCAL SUPERIORITY DOES NOT AROUSE YOU??!
Guy: No---I mean...yes! Yes, treating me to dinner is very arousing, very!
Dragoness: Your libido is heightened by my show of wealth, yes?!
Guy: Y-your $32.19 gets me very aroused, yes!
Dragoness: -grunts- I do not expect that fully sponsoring our outing tonight will entitle me to do as I please with your body this evening.
Guy: Oh, that's good-
Dragoness: BUT IF YOU WERE TO OFFER INTIMACY TO ME OUT OF EXCESSIVE GRATITUDE FOR MY GENEROSITY, THIS WOULD BE A LOVELY SURPRISE.
Guy: ...I can...at least take care of the tip?
Dragoness: I look forward to more than a meager tip, human.
...
Dragoness: I am referring to PENIS.
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Tsundere/Femdom OneShots (DomFemAnthro/SubMaleHuman)
HumorBig fuzzy gals. Not so big dudes. That's it. That's the book. All art belongs to someone else. I can't even draw a straight line. If you don't see the artist's tag or watermark in the artwork, feel free to ask me where it came from. I'll try to tra...
