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Anon: ...
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Anon: ...One...two...three...
-rapidly powerwalks around corner with an armful of festive gift bags-
Anon: HAPPYVETERANSDAY -pops a small festive bag on an anthro soldier's desk, hurriedly runs-
Anthro: -looks up-...What the...-spots gift bag-...WAIT, THE HUME! GET YOUR TINY ASS BACK HERE, YOU CAN'T DUCK THESE THIGHS FOREVER!
Anon: -breathes rapidly as he hurriedly puts gift bags on the desks and stations of a nearly all-female brigade, barely evading attempts at "pantsless gratitude"-
-dashes out the emergency exit-
Anon: -huff...huff...huff...huff- ...Freakin'....-huff-...holidays...-huff -...
*-shoulder tap*-
Anon: *-looks over shoulder*-
...*-face falls*-
Captain Killarney: And where's mine, hmm?
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Anon: ...*-pats pockets*-...I...sorry. Let me just run back and get another...
Cap: Sounds like a waste of energy.
-hooks a leg around Anon's waist, balancing perfectly on her other leg-
Cap: Better idea, Delivery Boy~.
Anon: ...-sigh-...Damn.
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Tsundere/Femdom OneShots (DomFemAnthro/SubMaleHuman)
HumorBig fuzzy gals. Not so big dudes. That's it. That's the book. All art belongs to someone else. I can't even draw a straight line. If you don't see the artist's tag or watermark in the artwork, feel free to ask me where it came from. I'll try to tra...
