Commander Rylon: UNIT D20-902!
Pvt. 902: SIR!
Rylon: What is your objective?
902: To eliminate the Xenomorph threat, SIR!
Rylon: Then what is THAT.
902: I—
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902: The...Xenomorph Queen, sir.
Rylon: WHY. IS. SHE. ALIVE.
902: I found a baby Xeno and gave it a Capri Sun.
Rylon: ...Repeat that.
902: I found a—
Rylon: A juvenile killer alien.
902: Right, and I gave it—
Rylon: An oversized juice box.
902: Right. And then the Queen found me.
Rylon: And yet, you're alive.
902: Yes.
Rylon: How.
902: ...Single moms dig men that are good with kids?
Xenomorph Queen: -approving trill-
902: I think that means "Yeah".
Rylon: ...Dare I ask why she's wearing our unit's boot camp shirt?
902: She won't give it back, and now it's all... stretched out and stuff. So I let her keep it.
Rylon: ...
902: She also won't let me cover my upper body anymore. I haven't felt the caress of a cotton shirt in days.
Xenomorph Queen: -lustful trill-
902: I'm so cold, sir.
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