Peter P x Ned x MJ x Y/n - Small Potatoes

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"Pootato small potato small potato small potato (oohh pooootatoos) small potato (ahhh potato) on the moon! Ooooo small potatoes in the sea small potatoes in the bath small potatoes sing with me (poottaattoo) small potato small potato small potato small potato small potato small pootaaaattooo!" Peter, Ned, and Y/n sang heartily.

MJ was holding two pan lids and crashed them together once the other three finished, saying, "Ping," to mock the sound.

The other Avengers stood in front of the trio, Thor clapping his hands cheerily. 

"Did you like it, dad?" Peter asked, running up to Tony. 

"Y-yeah, I loved it, kid," Tony said, looking around to his team for help. 

All they did was stifle laughs as Y/n and Ned high-fived each other. 

"Do you guys want potatoes for dinner?" Steve asked as he walked into the kitchen. 

"SMALL POTATOES GRANDPA STEVE!!! SMALL POTATOES!!!" Peter and Y/n screamed at the blonde. 

"I'll take that as a yes," Steve mumbled. 

And true to his word, Steve made a huge pot of potatoes cut into smaller potatoes. He dished it up for the four teens. 

And the song began again. 

"Pootato small potato small potato small potato (oohh pooootatoos) small potato (ahhh potato) on the moon! Ooooo small potatoes in the sea small potatoes in the bath small potatoes sing with me (poottaattoo) small potato small potato small potato small potato small potato small pootaaaattooo!" Peter, Ned, MJ, and Y/n sang heartily.

"PING!" this time all four of them shouted it, scaring Clint enough to make him fall out of the vents and onto his butt. 

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