Percabeth One-Shots

2. Memes

This one is basically just a bunch of Percy Jackson memes rolled into one fanfic. Plus a really sweet moment at the start. Enjoy!

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Meanwhile, on Olympus (don't ask how Percy got there)

There was a party on Olympus for some odd reason, no one knew why. Percy was there. Percy purposefully walked toward Athena. Percy fake sneezed loud enough so the goddess could hear. "Bless you," Athena says to Percy, glancing at him for just a second. "What'd you say?" Percy asks Athena with an ear-to-ear grin. "I said... 'Bless you,'" Athena replies, confused. "YES! YOU JUST BLESSED ME!" Percy yells, running to the exit of Olympus. He could hear Athena talking in the background, and could feel the gods' gaze upon him. He didn't care, though. The first thing he did when he got back to Camp Half-Blood was plan a proposal.

Meanwhile, at Camp Half-Blood (after Percy got back)

"Come quick! Rachel is giving another prophecy!" Piper commands Annabeth. "You've got to be kidding me..." Annabeth dreadingly says. Piper and Annabeth run over to where Rachel was. The whole camp was around her. They pushed through the crowd so they could actually see Rachel. "Wait a second, where's Percy?' Annabeth asks Piper. "He's around here somewhere..." Piper responds, scanning the crowd, grinning when Annabeth turned away from her. All of the sudden, Rachel's mouth opened, and her eyes looked glassy. Green smoke poured from her mouth.

"One demigod no one wants to brawl,

Shall ask the biggest question of all,

An oath to stand forever intertwined,

Shall never die"

Annabeth was about to go back to her cabin to contemplate the new prophecy, but when she turned around, Percy was there. "Hey, Seaweed Brain!" She greeted. Percy didn't respond Instead, he pulled a black box out of his pocket and got down on one knee. Annabeth was shocked. Everyone was around them. Percy opened the box, and in it was the most beautiful ring Annabeth had ever seen. "Wise girl, will you marry me?" Percy asked her. Annabeth started to tear up. "Yes!" Annabeth shouted. Percy jumped up, and their lips touched. They stood like that for about five minutes, or so, before someone stopped them. The rest of the night was just partying, really. Even Chiron and Mr. D got in on it! When the party stopped, everyone went to their cabins. Well, Annabeth went to Percy's cabin. Everyone but Percy and Annabeth went to sleep. They were too excited to sleep, not that other stuff, you pervs! "How'd you get Athena's permission?" Annabeth asks Percy suddenly. Percy explained what he did with a smirk on his face. Annabeth grinned after hearing what Percy had done. "Oh, Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth said and ruffled Percy's hair. "Wait, Annabeth..." Percy looks at Annabeth with sudden realization in his eyes. "Yeah?" She responds. "Do fish always feel wet? Also, is the s, or c in "scent" silent?" Percy asks Annabeth. "What the Hades, Per-OH MY GODS!!"

Meanwhile, The Next Morning (I don't know why I'm putting parentheses)

"Annabeth, I'm good at math!" Percy excitedly tells Annabeth. "Oh, really? When did that happen, Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth grinned. Percy smiled ear-to-ear. "U+I=69." Annabeth gasped. "That also means that I=59, because you're a perfect 10!" Percy continues. "No, no, no, U+I=145, as the atomic number of uranium is 92 and the atomic number for iodine is 53 because we've got chemistry," Annabeth replies with a smirk. Percy just looked dumbfounded. "That's a lot of big words..." Percy says in a small voice. Right after, Leo runs over to them with a bunch of spoons on his head. "I MADE A SPOON HAT!" Leo yells, pointing at the spoons on his head. After that, he just ran off. "SO THAT'S WHY I'M EATING MY SOUP WITH A FORK!" Clarisse yells. She dropped her soup on the ground and started chasing after Leo. Percy and Annabeth looked at each other. "What... the Hades just happened?" Percy asked Annabeth.  After that, Percy walked over to Frank, who was talking to Hazel. "Hey, Frank, you can turn, like, a bunch of animals, right?" Percy asks Frank. "Uh, yeah," Frank replies. "Then, that means that you can turn into a fox, right?" Percy asks Frank, his smile growing. "Yeah," Frank replies, obviously confused. "Then, can you tell me what the fox says?" Percy's smile was now ear-to-ear. Again. Frank and Hazel just facepalmed. All of the sudden, Leo runs next to Percy, Frank, and Hazel with his spoon hat singing, "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" with Clarisse chasing him. "Yeah, I'm just going to go back to my cabin. Bye!" Percy says.

Let me know if you want a part two!!