Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Memes

clone instagrams

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clone instagrams
technically rex has one titled "rex doing things" but ahsoka made the account for him and when he wouldn't use it just started snapping pictures of him, doing things. periodically anakin adds to it

fives has an instagram that started out mostly as selfies, but it blew up because one selfie he took had anakin in the background picking his nose, and now it's exclusively fives recreating that selfie with every single embarrassing thing he can find the jedi doing. he can't catch mace windu doing anything, and he's tried. instead mace caught him in a complete role reversal pulling a wedgie out from under his armour. technically mace was using the same expression fives did in every selfie, but he managed to convey both victory and massive disapproval

kix takes artistic pictures of sunsets, and his boots on every planet he's been on

jesse takes pictures of rocks and no one knows why

before gregor disappeared, he exclusively shared pictures and videos of tooka, and his icon is a tooka plush painted to look like his armour. everyone is sure this plush exists, but no one has ever seen it

no one has ever seen the plush because boil stole it and sent it to numa, and boil and water share an instagram that is without a doubt the bro-i-est blog in the gar, without workout videos, pictures of beer, food, each other hanging out with the bro finger-pointing thing, and the monotony of all that is broken up by pictures numa takes and sends to them of gregor-cat going on adventures

cody has one and follows all his troops, but never posts anything except to say "good job!" and "nice!" he's the facebook mom
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i'm literally laughing about the fact this implies that fives got instagram famous in the republic. like can you imagine??? you live in coruscant, say, and you're an average civilian who's managed to avoid all the assassins and crime going on, and one day ur just chilling scrolling through insta, suddenly ur friend has tagged you in something. u click on it, intrigued. it's an Instagram account belonging to one of the clones, and you know from the news about the clone army ofc. in the background is a semi-famous jedi, doing something embarrassing. you look at the account. huh. there's loads of photos of jedi doing embarrassing thing. then suddenly on your feed you are recommended loads of other clone/jedi instas. you think to yourself, is this what being in the army is like????

- ari