You're my first zing (Markus dracula x fem! Reader)

The past (Movie 1)

3rd person POV

"But why all the sudden interest? Every time we used to talk about love, it was always, "Oh, dad, that's gross," and "oh, dad, I don't want to know about that."" Drac told his children. Mavis was looking at a statue with a lovesick smile while Markus just sighed lovingly.

"I don't know." Mavis answered.

They all then looked towards the door when a suit of armor just barged in. "Sir, he made it into the kitchen." He told Drac.

"He what? What do I pay you for?" Dracula responded angrily then put a smile on for the twins. "I'm sorry, my little devil's. I have to go." He said while walking quickly out of the room, leaving the twins confused.

The suit of armor then ran after him but peeked inside the room. "He doesn't pay me." Was all he said before he left again.

Y/n POV

Johnny and I were in the kitchen all tied up because of Quasimodo. Johnny was being cooked while the "chef" made me sit and wait my turn.

"Before you kill me, can I please talk to my backpack one more time? I don't want to leave anything unresolved." Johnny told Quasimodo while he was still cooking.

Suddenly the doors burst open and standing there was Dracula coming to save us. I could feel myself grinning when I saw him.

"Bonjour, monsieur Dracula!" Quasimodo greeted his boss.

Drac glared at him. "Shut your hump hole." He said and quickly transported to us, freeing us in the process and was about to leave the kitchen, but Quasimodo blocked his path.

"Now you are helping them? What is it with you and these humans?" Quasimodo asked with suspicion.

"They are not humans. He is a stein and she is a vampire!" Drac tried convincing him with a demanding tone.

"That's right little man, we're monsters." I yelled in Quasimodo's stupid face, smirking a bit.

"If they are monsters, let them scare Esmeralda!" Quasimodo said pointing to his rat. We all looked towards her as she had a poker face.

"The mouse? Pfft! Without a doubt." Drac said with confidence.

"Johnny you first." I pushed him while smiling a bit nervously. He nodded and walked towards the rat.

"Okay. Here we go." He said and stopped in front of the rat. Then he started to do all these weird faces, she was completely unfazed and squeaked a bit scaring Johnny and making him bump into me.

"They're human! They're human!" Quasimodo yelled as he started swinging around the kitchen. "Monsieur Dracula has brought two humans into the-." He got interrupted when Drac made him freeze in mid air and let him fall to the ground.

Drac then walked out of the kitchen with Johnny and I close behind. We were walking down the hallway silently until I decided to speak up.

"Hey, thanks for saving us back there." I said smiling up at Drac.

"Yeah, thanks, that guy's totally crazy! Trying to eat us. That's only happened to me one other time. When y/n was sick I went to a slipknot concert and this dude tried to do it." Johnny rambled.

"There's something I need to show you two." Drac said and walked towards, what I'm guessing is his room.

We followed him and, it was in fact, his room. 'It's much bigger in real life' I thought as I looked around a bit.

"Wow. Hey, are we at a funeral right now?" Johnny stupidly said. I hit his arm a bit, he winced and realized where we were."Oh, wait, no, it's your bed. So creepy and cool." He chuckled as he touched the coffin.