You're my first zing (Markus dracula x fem! Reader)

Plan in motion (Movie 2)

3rd person POV

Meanwhile Drac was getting ready for bed. As he started to choose his pajamas, he started to imitate people. "Dad, it's not a fang. Dad, we don't know if it's the right place for Dennis and Naomi. Right, Johnny?" Drac imitated, then changed his voice a bit deeper. "Hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's Mavey and Markus. Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything. Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!" He exclaimed as he walked backwards. He didn't say anything about y/n since he overheard the argument you and Markus had.

He suddenly became stiff as he heard someone come in. "Uh, Drac? Who you talking to?" Frank asked as he peeked through the door.

"Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here." The shrunken head informed.

Frank went inside and closed the door behind him. Drac was putting toothpaste on his toothbrush and began to brush his fangs. "What are you wiggin' out about, Drac?" Frank asked.

Drac stopped brushing his fangs and turned towards his friend. "The kids. Mavey and Markey are saying they want to leave." He exclaimed as he turned back around and rinsed his mouth with a red liquid.

"They want to leave? What about Johnny and y/n? They don't want to go. They're making the hotel more human-y for Dennis and Naomi. You know seeing as they aren't monsters." Frank commented. Drac then turned towards him and got up all in his face.

"They are monsters! They're just late fangers." Drac stated as he crossed his arms.

"Mhm. And I could be a hand model." The shrunken head sarcastically said.

"Shut up!" Drac yelled over Franks shoulder. "It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor Denisovich and Mia." He said as he walked towards a secret entry way on the wall.

"So maybe you gotta get the kids around more monster-y things." Frank suggested as he leaned on the wall, but to his surprise it opened Drac's closet making him look inside of it with a mischievous smile. "I need a cape." He said as he grabbed one of Dracula's outfits.

"I can't. Mavis and Markus are always around, checking up on me." Drac yelled back.

"Man, if you could just get some alone time." Frank said as he put on the outfit and walked a bit, although weirdly.

"Wait a minute. That's what y/n wants, too. Along with Johnny. Alone time with their significant others." Drac said.

Frank was having some trouble getting the outfit off of him, since it's kind of choking him already. "Have they even had a proper vacation since before they were married?" Frank asked as he tried to take the suit off.

As he heard the toilet flush he frantically pulled off the suit and threw it somewhere else, leaving him shirtless. "They're going to now. And so are we. Frank, you're a genius." Drac praised as he got out of the bathroom and turned to look at Frank. Only to notice the monster was standing there with an awkward smile, completely shirtless. Drac looked at him confused and a little weirded out.

He eventually shook it off and faced another direction. "We'll take Denisovich and Mia to all our old haunts. Each of us will show them our skills. Teach them how to be a monster. And they'll be fanging it up in no time." Drac planned.

"The kids turn five next week. If they're not vampires by their birthday, it ain't happenin'." The shrunken head said.

"Oh. It ain't ain't happening, baby. All they need is time with his vampa." Drac stated proudly.

"Vampa?" Frank asked, confused.

"Vampire grandpa. Come on, man. That's obvious." He deadpanned.

Frank decided to go to sleep as Drac decided to go visit Johnny. He then knocked on his door. "Johnny. Come outside." He whispered.