Survivor Fanfic "The Perfect Win" - Jeff Probst

The Perfect Cast (Episode 1)

The audition went awful.  I literally looked like a hooker..  I don't know why I sent the casting people this video.  I was shirtless, I looked like a prostitute and farted so loudly (I had to pretend there was a ghost).  Ugh anyways...
Name: Margarita Winner
Age: 23
Occupation: stripper (I'm a virgin tho ;(( )
Looks: hottest girl u will ever meet with a tiny waist and phat ass
I'll update once I get accepted

Omg guys
I got an email...
"Margarita Winner you were chosen to be in this years survivor season.  "Randos vs Icons"
You will be put into the "Randos" tribe
Your tribe mates:
You
Babayaga
Zhanti
Karen
Dawgy
Tina
Kokopuff
Michele
Vecepia
Colton
The other tribe the "Icons" will consist of
Young Rob version
Russel
Young Bi Parvati version
Young Bi Courtney version
Nick
Adam
Young Ozzy version
Young Bi Todd version
Cirie
Young Amanda version
Thank you Margarita Winner! We are excited to see you play your best game!

I slammed my MacBook and started screaming and jumping.  I jumped so much though that I farted.

I came out of the helicopter.  I was wearing these  black booty shorts that were tightly woven around my phat ass.  I could see Rob and Nick just eyeing it in awe.  "How does this skinny model looking girl have that big of an ass?!" Nick whispered/yelled into Robs ear.  Rob rolled his eyes.  I knew Rob was jealous and wanted me all to himself (regardless if he was engaged to Amber).  "That 5'2 shawty mine" Russell yelled like a pirate.  Ozzy clenched his fists.  "Don't sexualize her guys..." (dammm Ozzy so sweet) I thought.  I decided to give him a cheeky wink but then I accidentally tripped and face planted into the sand.  Parvati cackled so loudly, Amanda and Courtney decided to join in. 
Todd came and offered me help.  "Hey I'm bi in this version btw bae.  Plus wanna make an alliance? I'll get u to the end ;)."
I blushed so much.  Todd's cute scraggly rat hair and intelligence just struck me.  "I-i damn yes please cutie!!! umm sorry that sounded weird.. What I meant was.. yes please thank you." I blurted out.  He gave me a look that was like "umm girl what" but then he blushed back.  So I guess we alright?...
"Survivors!!! Are you ready for this season?!"
Jeff screamed. (So out of his character but ig the boy was excited for me)
"YESSS WOOOO"
Everyone screamed (pretty sure I heard some barks and snake hisses too that was probably from Russel)
"Meet the Randos!"
"We have Margarita!!!"
As soon as that Jeff said that everyone cat called me even so called "sweet" Ozzy. (Omggg no one can control themselves) I thought.
"We have Babayaga!"
Silence.
"Umm pause cameras" Jeff groaned.
"You all have to cheer for Babayaga just as you did for Margarita"
Everyone moaned and groaned.
"We have Babayaga!!!"
"Woooo"
(This babayaga girl wore some Ruby diamond skirt, was like 95 and has stringy black hair)
She gave me a dirty look "watch your back!" She snarled at me. "No you bitch!  go fuck off creep, well I might not have to worry since you already decaying.  Go on, die before the mushrooms and insects get to you."  I shot back.
"This girl speaking facts!" Courtney screamed.
Parvati shrieked in laughter and kissed Courtney's cheek.
"Next up we have Zhanti!!!" (She had dark skin, straight hair and was gorgeous ngl)
We were forced to cheer again.
But this time, this girl smiled at me.  "Alliance?" She whispered as she licked me.  I nodded and shot her a look saying "okay, you can go now freak."
"Alright shut up Margarita." Jeff scoffed.  (I was starting to think he had something against me :(((( )
"Now we have, Karen!" Jeff laughed. (This girl wore black sunglasses, a juicy couture tracksuit, some Starbucks drink, and had short blonde hair.)
"Delighted to be here Jeff." She laughed.
"Stay away from me." Amanda snarled at her as she walked past her. 
"Yoooo chill Amanda what she do to u?!" Cirie giggled.  Amanda just randomly laughed back.
"Dawgy come on up!!!" Jeff clapped. (Dawgy was this sexy man with dark fluffy hair and tan skin.  He wore dog ears and a collar and walked on all fours.)
"Oooooo Imma seduce him!" Parvati shouted.
"Shut up hes mine.." I growled at her.  She gave me that look that was like "ummm we'll see about that"
Dawgy came up to me and licked my legs and winked. 
"What was that wink for dawg" I cried in laughter.
"Cuz imma lick yo pussy next shawty just like the dog I am ;)" Dawgy barked.
I blushed.
"Dawgy shut the literal fluke up!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Anyways next we have Tina!" (Ohh Tina was that one bitch from season 2 Australia)
"Umm Jeff I'm supposed to be on the Icons tribe.  I won this damn game" Tina cried.
"Okay shut your wrinkly ass up.  Colby won.  Even if you did win, you didn't deserve it you hag.  Colby did.  Therefore you are a rando to me.  Don't defy me Tina." Jeff snapped.
Everyone screamed, "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" except me.
"Why aren't you backing me up, Margarita? I'm going to punish you later.." Jeff sneered.
"I- uh.. why do you hate me so much Jeff?!" I started weeping.  Adam came over and comforted me, "it's okay I'm going to eat you out tonight" he cuddled me and kissed me on my forehead.
"Anyways..." Jeff threw up.
"We have kokopuff!" (Kokopuff was an adorable short brunnete girl with curly hair)
She jumped and kissed Jeff on the cheek.
"I'm so excited to be here!!!" She screamed.
"No one cares." Courtney mumbled.
"Same Courtney." I said.
She nodded and winked at me.
(Is Courtney lesbian?!!) I blushed.
"Now Michele!"
Michele came in with a blue ball gown.
"Jeff I'm supposed to be in the Icons tribe as well.. I won and deserved it!" Michele whined in her annoying voice.
"You are as delusional as Tina, girl.  You didn't deserve to win, therefore another rando!" Jeff shouted.
Michele started crying and ran to Ozzy for comfort.
"Please get off of me.." Ozzy pleaded.
She did and tried burying herself in the sand.
"We now have Vecepia!!!" Jeff yodeled.
"Jeff I literally won as well." She complained.
"Shut the fuck up you undeserving bitch and go to where you belong, the Rando clump with Margarita." Jeff growled.
"Last but definitely least for the Randos we have Colton!!"
"Girllll I'm such an icon!  Not to mention I'm dating James Charles now yummm." Colton flapped his arms.
"Um shut up you racist creep.." Jeff muttered.

"Anyways we already know all the Icons so there will be no introduction." Jeff said.
(I looked at the ground.  I hated my tribe.  I have no friends here and I get along with everyone so well on the other side.)
"Here are your maps!" Jeff tossed the two maps to both tribes. "Go on."
"Ummm Jeff can I talk to you?" I asked.
"Ideally no MARGARITA.  But what is it? Trying to quit so soon?" Jeff scoffed.
I shook my head.
"N-no Jeff I've been thinking.. I would love to switch tribes." I stuttered while looking away.
Jeff spit out the lemonade he was drinking.
"You're joking?! Right?!" Jeff hysterically laughed.
"No... I want to switch tribes."
"Not happening hon."
"Umm.. well... y-you can punish me as hard as you want Jeff! Please, just let me switch"
"Okay yes then.  I would love to punish you.  If I get to do it as hard as I want then you will be switching tribe's tomorrow."
"Omg thanks Jeff! I can kiss you right now" I blushed.
"Who even says omg irl" he wondered.

I went to my tribe and started crying.
"I hate you all! Ugh I can't even bear a night with you guys." I whined.
"Leave then! Quit" Babayaga advised.
"No you dying bitch then there will be 2 out of our team"
"Who is the second"
"No duh you bitch.  You look like your about to die right now.."
"OOOOOOHHHHHH" everyone screamed.
I could tell alliances were forming.  Kokopuff went straight to Babayaga and made out with her. 
And Zhanti and Dawgy came up to me.
"Okay it's obvious we are going to lose today, just look at our tribe... who do you want to vote out?" Zhanti asked us.
(I could tell this girl was slick I couldn't trust her.)
"I'm thinking Babayaga that bitch creepy and annoying." I groaned.
"I'm up to do whatever Margarita wants" Dawgy panted.
Zhanti gave me a jealous look.  I can tell she was into Dawgy.. or me?...
"We need more numbers.  But to be honest I don't want Babayaga to go, she's cooking so much.  We can use her around here.  Maybe we should vote out Colton he's going to quit anyway." Zhanti explained.
I was fuming.
"Colton is my friend! I can't do that to him.  Plus I believe in him like the true friend I am.  He won't quit! Anyways that bitch sooo unlikeable I can just drag him and win." I argued.
Dawgy nodded.
Zhanti ran out in anger.  (Probably tried finding the idol)
"Hey Dawgy, yo gotta leash?"
"Yes" he gave it to me in his mouth
"Aw you cutie, I'm going to walk you" I smiled.
He barked and jumped around camp happily.

"Wanna come with us Colton, Vecepia and Michele?"
They all nodded and we strategized till night time
They wanted to vote out Babayaga but I convinced them Zhanti was the best option.  (She was the weakest and the biggest strategic threat)

We all went to sleep and I cuddled Dawgy.  He was a true friend and my sneaky link.  "Dawgy wake up!" I slapped him.
He woke up.
"What is it master?"
"Let's go to the ocean"
"But there is a storm.."
"It's okay we are strong."
"Alright"
We walked to the ocean and almost died.  I lap danced on his face and he got the biggest erection.  His dick was ginormous.
I started making out with him and he exploded his cum all over my face.
"D-Dawgy! Already?"
"Sorry."
"It's okay.  Lets go back to sleep and cuddle."  I comforted him.

END OF DAY 1