Survivor Fanfic "The Perfect Win" - Jeff Probst

Still Standing (The Idol)

I woke up and finally I was in Todd and Nick's arms
NOT RUSSELL'S

"You are so warm".. mumbled Nick

Mmmmm these boys getting too horny
So I stood up

"Bitch shut the fluke up plz"
I cried.

I ran to the jungle in tears
I looked down to my legs and I was bleeding
"IM ON MY FLUKING PERIOD." I wailed.

Rob came chasing after me "hey I know ya hut me yestuhday but... I hud u cryin so I'm just makin shuh yuh okay."

"Oh Rob.. I'm on my fluking period so please give me  leaves for pads."

"The fawk is a pad."

"Don't u have a girlfriend you dumbass."

"I don't really cah about huh.  I cah moh about yo."

I blushed in shock.
"Wait really Rob?"

"Yessuh.  So I'm trynna help yo.  Ight? So imma get them leaves I guess."

He ran to the jungle and I just realized something.

I could be finding the fluking idol.

I ran around like a mad dog and fell into a bush.
"YOWEWWWWWWW" I screamed in discomfort.
The branches scraped my nipples and they started bleeding.

But I look down and saw a shimmery golden yarn on a coconut.
I cried in happiness with snot all over my face.

"oh shizzle I found a fluking idol ahahaha." I laughed to myself.

Rob came back and I shoved the idol into my vagina.
"Mm." I moaned.

"Ay ahhaha yuh Ight?  Yuh got blood all ovah yo nips." Rob blushed.
"You nasty mf.  Why are you looking."
"How can I resist"

He knew his way with words.

"Wanna get tree mail" he asked
I nodded

We got it and it said "Hey disgusting tribe members.  We going to do another tribal council with both of you since I hate you all.  Alright have fun stupid asses.  We will play for reward though.  The game will be "who can get me erected" and then the reward will be alcohol and heroin."

"Yo can win it foh us mahgarituh! You can easily give Jeff a bonah." Rob giggled mischievously.

"Can I give you one?"

"I already got one."

He picked me up in his arms and pinned me against a tree.
We had sex again, this time it was even more spicier.

We all went to the challenge.
Jeff was smirking soooo much and sitting on a throne

"I'm so excited for this challenge..." he snickered.

He stared right at me.
"Oh hell nah.  Jeff cute and all and I would die for this icon but like no." I mumbled.

"Say something Margarita?" Todd stuttered like always.

(Girl what happened to the "strategic" "no regrets" Todd this bitch blubbering and blabbering over every single word with me..)

"Oh Todd.  You don't need to know." I kissed his cheek.

He turned red.

Courtney caught my eye.  She said she didn't care but she literally wanted to murder me.  I saw her knife behind her back.

"Oh hell nah" I whispered.

"Alright let's start.  Parvati come here."

Parvati twerked on him for 10 mins and Jeff still didn't get a boner.

Courtney tried too but she hurt him too much with
her flat ass.

"I'm getting bored.  How about Margarita? Come here." He ordered.

I obeyed and came to him and gave him a lap dance.  Seconds in just touching his lap he got a rock hard boner.

"Alright the Icons win reward." He blushed.

I took it and flipped off the Randos.  "LETS GOOO" I screamed and twerked.

"Mmmm ahaha I love you thanks Rita." Colton twerked in time lapse. 

"Girl Colton don't call me Rita.  But omg I love you." I cackled.

We both twerked slomo back to camp and Vecepia tried too but Colton slapped her with his ass.

"Mmmmm- nope.  Only me and Rita get to twerk." He got on his stomach and started doing the worm.

I laughed my tits off.

"Ay ay imma talk to Mahgarituh Ight?" Rob excused Colton.

"What Rob?" I asked.

"Mm I'm thinkin we should vote out Adum ."

"But that one of my baes.." I teared up.

"Aw u flukin kiddin me rignow.  Yo my gul.  I don't want yo sneakin around wit dese guys.." Rob whimpered.

"I'm sorry I can't help it.  I'm just sexy." I rolled my eyes.

"Mmm yo right.  But we should vote him out."

"Fine"

I went to Vecepia, Colton and Dawgy and told them to vote for Adam.

Dawgy barked in agreement, "arf arf I love you."

(Mmm.. okay..)

I overheard Parvati telling everyone, "Margarita! Margarita!"

Better hang on to my idol.

We went to tribal and Jeff asked me

"How do you feel being on the chopping block Margarita?"

"Fluking bad Jeff."

"You weren't suppose to reveal that JEFF." Parvati giggled in anger.

"Mmm I love Margarita tho..."

"Shit."

"Okay go vote bitches." Jeff groaned.

I voted for Adam in tears (snot everywhere duh)

"Ight if anyone has an idol..."

"BITCH ME. BITCH ME." I yowled.

"Ight thank."

"Mm okay. Adam out." Jeff yawned.

We went back to camp and Rob high fived me.

"Ahhh u smat gul. I luv yuh." Rob giggled

"Aw" I said while not rlly caring cuz I already knew I was a smart ass.

"Mahgarituh Mariano. Eh sounds long and not catchy at all. I love it" he winked.

"Well it's better than Margarita herzog or whatever the fluke his last name is."

"Def. Maybe u should end up wit me."

"Maybe. Does Margarita Ozzy sound good."

"That's not his last name"

"Well isk what it is."

"Okay wel it's bad anyways."

Me and Rob started making out and we cuddled eachother to sleep.

END OF DAY 5