Survivor Fanfic "The Perfect Win" - Jeff Probst

THE VERY EARLY MERGE

I woke up to something wet on my finger

I forced my eyes open and SAW DAWGY LICKING MY FINGERS?!

"WHAT THE FLUKE DOGGY?!!"

"Please master. I wanna go on a walk."

"It's too early. The sun hasn't even risen yet." I slapped him.

He started whining and chasing his imaginary tail in circles.

"Oh fluke whatever.."
I got the leash and started walking with him.

"Mmmm.. master I kind of need to go poop."
"Omg u dumbo go to the ocean and do it there"

"Mmmm okay."

We walked to the beach and there was a huge storm.
The waves were VIOLENTLY crashing the shore.

"Oh shit I don't want you to die."
"Me neither."
"Just dig a hole in the sand and poop there."
He nodded and immediately took off his pants

I looked down and he had a huge dick.
My mouth started drooling

"Mmm dam" I moaned on accident
Dawgy laughed and panted.
(He always did when he was horny)

I turned around while he did his business.

"YOWWW." He cried
"What the fuck is it." I asked without saying fluke (which was the rules of survivor)

I turned around a he pooped up an idol

"You dumbass were you using the idol for a dildo?!"
He nervously nodded.

"Omg I'm filled in a camp with idiotic morons..."

He started crying but he dug back his hole.

"Ew your poop is so stinky" I whined.
He giggled (Ugh)

We went back to camp and Parvati was staring at me intently.

"Let me talk to you Marg."

"Omg plz don't call me that."

"Fine. But let's talk?"

"Only if Colton comes"

"Why?.."

"Idk I need my twerking bestie."

She grabbed my hand and we watched the sunrise.

"Listen I know we are enemies but you need some help with your love fiasco." She smiled.

"Augh girl how did you know..."

"I could tell you like Rob a lot. I mean you had sex with him twice. And I could also tell you like Nick, Todd, Dawgy .. and Possibly Colton?"

"Okay first off. How the fluke did you know I had sex with Rob twice? And second of all how do you know I have a little thing for Colton.."

"Girllll.. I'm rlly horny you know. And Russell is on the other tribe and your fluking straight.. So I needed a bit of fun so I simply heard you and Rob having sex and masturbated. And with the whole Colton thing.. ahh I could just see it in your eyes."

"Omg Parvati don't do that again. Me and Rob's shit is private.. And yeah with Colton.. it would never work. He's gay."

"I thought so too.. Until I stole everyone's diary and saw the truth."

"DID U STEAL MINE U BITCH."

"Your the only one who didn't have one."

"Oh."

Parvati noticed people were waking up.
"Listen.. I'll give u everybody's diary IF we have a secret alliance."

"BITCH DEAL."
We shook hands and got "food" to cook.