Survivor Fanfic "The Perfect Win" - Jeff Probst

The Margarita Tribe Switch

I woke up by the sound of kokopuff and babayaga moaning each other's names

"SHUT THE FLUKE UP BITCHES!!!" I screamed as loud as I could.  The whole jungle shook and a huge wave came towards us and destroyed our camp

"Bitch!!! That was your fault" Kokopuff giggled
"Omg don't call my girl a bitch.. you uhh.. bitch!" Dawgy stuttered.
"Aw thanks for backing me up bae" I kissed him.  (I accidentally ate an octopus cuz I kissed that salty water stained Dawgy).

"Tree mail time!" Zhanti called out to us all.
"She's just trying to be a leader you guys.. so annoying.. don't follow her." I huffed.

Michele, Dawgy (obvi), Colton, Vecepia agreed with me and bashed her.
"Let's get our own tree mail" Michele said in her ratty voice.
"I only obey Margarita." Dawgy ruffed.
Michele gritted her teeth in envy.  (The hottest guy in the game liked me after all.)

"Okay fine let's get tree mail." I sighed.
All my little servants followed me and I read out loud, "Today the challenge will be a food challenge.  You probably already know how to play.  The reward will be Sushi, drinks, and vape."

"Aw girl yk I don't vape or drink!" Vecepia cried.
"Umm I don't care." I said.
Colton laughed hysterically, "omg I love this girl."
(I didn't care about that either :///)

We all marched to the challenge.  As soon as I stepped foot on the sand, Jeff winked at me.  (Dam I forgot he has to punish me). 
I caught eyes with Todd, we both looked away shyly (one day imma eat him)
I also made eye contact with Rob.  He just wouldn't look away.  I was so intimidated yet aroused from that.
"Dam.  That's hot Rob." I accidentally said out loud
Rob heard me and giggled.
"Omg I-" I blushed
I'm so embarrassed
"So innocent" Rob mumbled.
(He's going to eat me out)
(Ugh I can't believe I'm still a virgin stripper.. who will I lose my virginity to?)

Adam called out "Margarita!!!"
"What, Adam?!"
"Nothing just wanted ur attention ;)"
Omggg
Russell and Nick started twerking and meowing on the floor
"What the fluke are you doing Russell?!" Parvati howled.
"Umm I'm trynna get Margarita's attention"

Parvati glared at me.
"What, Parvati?!" I screamed.
"Nothing, you are just.. such strong competition" she winked.
(Omg is Parvati into me?!!)

Ozzy shyly said, "Margarita!! Notice me too?" He smiled.
"I notice you." I giggled as my queen self would.

"ENOUGH OF TRYING TO GET MARGARITA'S ATTENTION!!!" JEFF YELLED AT US.
(Omggg does Jeff hate me?!!)

"The challenge is the food challenge, you should all already know how to play."

First up we have Colton against... Amanda!
They opened the mysterious plate and to their surprise they saw... Dolphin Flesh
"On your marks.. get set GOOOOO!!!"
Jeff yelled.

"Omg girl umm no ew I ain't eating that" Colton laughed and twerked.
"OMG COLTON JUST EAT IT TF?!! DO YOU WANT US TO LOSE?!" Zhanti yapped.
"Bitch let him do what he wants.  He simply doesn't wanna eat it soo umm let him."  I snapped. 
Zhanti rolled her eyes, "you try so hard pleasing everyone."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH girl... I literally make fun of Babayaga and Kokobitch every day.  And you too!" I cackled.
Zhanti buried herself in the sand.

Amanda swallowed the weird "delicacy" as Jeff described.
"Amanda Wi-"
She threw it up
"AMANDA!!! UGHH" The Icons tribe moaned.
Colton took the Dolphin flesh and ate it up in a second.
"This is actually my favorite food yall! Haha get trolled bitches." Colton wailed.