Survivor Fanfic "The Perfect Win" - Jeff Probst

Ozzy still being fake asf

"Margarita.." ozzy whispered into my ear
his spit went down my ear drum

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FLUKE OZZY." i screamed
"shhh" he hushed.

"pls come with me margarita"
i shook my head.
"you nasty ass bitch.  u literally just spat down to my eardrum- why would i want to go somewhere with u.  i swear u have like some disease and just spread it to me."

he sighed and decided to kiss me.

"WHAT THE HELL I JUST TOLD U HAVE SOME DISEASE AND NOW U TRYNNA KISS ME NASTY ASS BITCH"
i pushed him to the ground

he grunted and huffed.
"well you know what margarita? i never liked you for your personality.  i just liked you for ur body."

i laughed to myself.
"that's what i have been telling myself this whole time dumbass, i'm not stupid i always saw u checking out my ass and boobs."

"then why can't u let me right now"
"cuz ur rude and fake asf"

i ran to the ocean in tears, i knew the body thing was true, but ozzy is so rude.

i was crying my eyes out.

Rob appeared behind me
"baby gul i hud u cryin, i wanna make shor u will be the happiest chick heye."

"fucking ozzy.. he's so rude he said he was only for my body and didn't care about my personality.  and i have a gorgeous fucking personality.  i'm bold, hot, funny, the best ever... i'm just so angry" i cried.

"babe.. but like half of the guys heye ah usin u foh yo body."
"bitch. i bet u are too."
"i can't deny, yo body is fuckin slammin, but that's a good thing."

I can't believe even Rob said this.  I ran away.  i tried to drown myself

everything was murky.
and then finally, pitch black.  i was unconscious.

i woke up on the bamboo bed.

"WAS THIS JUST A FUCKING DREAM?!" i shouted.

then i realized of course it was, everyone loves my personality, i truly am the best...

then i saw everyone crowding me.

"what bitches? am i the new fuckin bamboo queen? why aren't u bowing."

"no margarita.. you were about to drown but then Jeff saved u.. i'm so happy u r okay bae.  i was so fucking worried." Colton teared up.

"that wasn't a dream?! so i really am not validated for my sexy ass personality?!" i screamed.

i ran to the jungle in tears.
Colton followed me.

then something clicked, i realized Colton was the only one who seemed to love me for my personality.

"Colton wait... thank you so much"
"babe.. anything for u! i thought i was gay all my life until i met u.. i would like to say i'm proudly Bi now."

i hugged colton and jumped around with him, he just came out to me!
"i'm so proud of u colton, u came out"
colton blushed.

"wait.. how do you know if ur bi? maybe u just rlly like me as a friend and know i'm gorgeous."
"well.. i'm so sexually attracted to you, more than i ever have.  plus, i love your personality, ur so bold, funny, smart.. u are my other half!  why can't u just ditch rob for me?"