I woke up AGAIN to being in...
RUSSELL'S FLUKING ARMS?!"RUSSELL YOU ARE IN THE OTHER TRIBE HOW TF DID TOU GET HERE AND WHY IS TODD NOT CRADLING ME?"
I howled."Omg stop yelling.. I'll go back to my camp love." Russell whimpered.
Ugh this guy literally PEED on our bed again wtf is wrong with this 4'3 troll.
"W-why is it so warm.. Margarita did you cum on me?" Nick asked sluggishly.
"No. Russell snuck in and peed on the bed like the stupid little animal he is." I muttered.
to my surprise, Nick started laughing?...
"AHAHAHAA THAT RUSSELL JEEEE HE FUNNY." Nick cackled."Omg shut the literal fluke up. Let's get tree mail." I took Nick's hand and we walked together.
The water from all the greenery softly dripped on our skin.
I looked at Nick. There it was again. This strange attraction towards him.
We got the tree mail and Nick started jumping weirdly.
"What the fluke are you doing you idiot." I slapped my face in annoyance.
"YEEE OFFF HAWWWWW I GOT A DAM HAIRBALL IN MY THROAT."
I kicked Nick's back as hard as I could and the nasty hairball came out.
"How come you have a hairball..."
"Uhh..."
"And why is it (y/n hair color)WAIT have you been licking my hair at night?!""Yessir.." Nick nervously replied.
I slapped him as hard as I could and he started crying and croaking like a frog "ribbet ribbet"
(Ummm anyways..)The tree mail says, "today we will all just relax and drink smoothies at the challenge whoever I choose will go to tribal council."
"Yuk yuk sounds fun." Nick laughed stupidly with his eyes crossed."
I slapped Nick again."What was that for?"
"To get you in the zone."
"What?"
"Look at me Nick"Nick looked at me with his Crystal blue eyes.
"Why do you have to be such a gorgeous idiot." I mumbled."Kiss me Nick."
Nick immediately kissed me, grinning.
He was actually the best person I have ever kissed. Our tongues met each-other and mingled. My dry ass tongue felt so refreshed with his moist one."Can we do something more?" Nick drooled.
"Nick.. I already got 3 bodies in the span of 3 days. I don't wanna look like some whore slut."
"But you aren't to me.."I couldn't resist. Me and Nick had sex. It was so good, better than I thought. He was slightly worse than Rob but so much better than Todd (though Todd was sweet).
"Eat my pussy."
"Sure.. your pussy is so cute!... the best I have ever seen."
"I know, thank you though."And dam that man was so good at eating pussy.
We told the other tribe mates what the challenge was. They didn't seem to care. Rob looked at me, hurt. I think he knew I just had sex with Nick. I walked over to him but he ran away.
"Rob wait.. why are you ignoring me..." I whimpered.
"I was willing to leave Ambuh foh yuh.. and then you just get punished by Jeff oah sum shit? And don't tell me yuh didn't just fluke Todd and Nick. How could yuh hut me like dat ay?"
"I-I just got too excited. I got carried away with being a non-virgin... And listen Todd just comforted me and Nick idk it just happened. And the whole Jeff thing.. Jeff forced me because I wanted to move into your tribe. I was willing to do all that to be in your tribe.. your still my first!" I let out.
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