"this has been my worst day in years." dazai grunted, obviously annoyed
"why do i have to work with a guy like him..?" chuuya groaned
"of course i was here to babysit" you scoffed, both chuuya and dazai reached out for the doorknob, at the same time. Staring at each other for a good second..
"stop walking next to me." chuuya glared
"you're the one who moved toward me." dazai argued
"if you both are going to argue do it somewhere else." you groaned, opening the door and speed walking in, you heard them bicker when you went inside but couldn't bother to listen in anymore, and opening the door leading to the basement.
"Dazai, have you heard of pétrus? Its a wine that goes for eye-popping prices. The night you fled from the mafia.. i celebrated with a 1989 vintage. That was how sick i was of you." chuuya bragged, and you just let out a 'tch'
"and then you nearly fell off the building drunk." you added to his bragging
"aha-! By the way, i marked the occasion by placing a bomb in your car." dazai claimed and you facepalmed. You kinda knew that but you didn't want to step into chuuya crying mess because his car burnt down
"THAT WAS YOU?!?!" chuuya yelled loud enough for your ear to bleed inside out, so you decided to speed walk more- going before them.
"i cant stand you.. your face, your attitude, your clothes, literally everything." chuuya groaned
"i hate everything about you too. About the only thing i like is your taste in shoes." dazai grinned, you heard all lies from that last sentence.
"oh..? Really?" chuuya fell for it
"oh, im lying, of course. Your shoes are hideous too." dazai chuckled
"GOD DAMN YOU-" chuuya threw a kick at dazai's face but he obviously dodged it.
"IF YOU BOTH DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M GONNA GO CRAZY." you complained, making them shut up and following you.
"Q.." you muttered
"it's our sleeping beauty, waiting for help." dazai pointed out
"we'll have to cut it down at the roots. Chuuya, let me see your knife?" dazai mused,
"huh? okay.. wait it's not here..?" chuuya said as he look around his coat
"oh right i pic- wait where is-"
"i have it. Don't forget that im the port mafia's strategist dazai, i know your every move. We are very similar.. after all." you chuckled, spinning the knife with your hand.
"oh? So you knew?"
"yes, of course i do. We were raise by the same mastermind weren't we?" you grinned, cutting the tree's root with the knife you got from chuuya.
"as long as Q remains in the mafia alive, then we'll need your skill. You're the ultimate safety device dazai. The mafia wouldn't be able to kill you then.. right?" you gave him a closed eye smile, while carefully bringing Q out of the roots to safety, carrying him on your back. Chuuya felt something stirring up in his
(skipping over a very small part bc im lazy)
"Hey dazai, hand over that doll." chuuya suggested, while you walk ahead both of them, Q still on your back
"nuh-uh, im keeping it with me." dazai disagreed, they soon started bickering about name-calling shit (im sorry, i would write what they said but its 2am. I just want to finish this and go to sleep)
Opening the door, your neck immediately got grabbed by some green tentacles.
"how weird.. my shoulders, they've been so oddly stiff.. perhaps from overwork..?" all three of your eyes widened, when the guy- named lovecraft's neck twisted over.. and soon used his tentacles to throw you into a wall, while your main priority was to keep Q safe. So you got smashed into the wall, using your hands to shield Q from any damage, even when you yourself got blood on your face. While of course both chuuya and dazai came rushing to where you have fallen
"he's tough all right" you sighed, getting up and throwing Q over to chuuya.
"here he comes, now what?" chuuya questioned
"well, i can cancel his abili-" dazai was cut off by you kicking him to the side and taking the blow that was meant to be for him.
"Y/N?!!" chuuya yelled, while dazai face was very confused
dazai immediately ran to where you are, while chuuya blocked an attack, and soon ran there too.
" why did you-" dazai started
"that shit is not human." you glared, wiping off blood from your face
"it takes a form of a human, i was observing it since we came here" you spat, looking straight at Lovecraft
"well, we'll have to do the the old-fashioned way, then.." chuuya smirked
"you mean operation shame and toad?" dazai mused, while you just looked at them
"huhhh? No man. Either rain past the lattice or fake flower's lies." chuuya scoffed
"chuuya, have any of my operation suggestions ever gone awry?" he opposed, chuuya only shot dazai a glare and accepted his words
" i guess ill stay outta this" you said, 2 arms raised up.. and picking up Q into your arms, intending to just sit out until these hoes are done with their shits.
(skip until the part where they're all done bc its 2:32am i just want to go to sleep leave me alone)
"the enemy's gone now. Take a rest, Chuuya." dazai said as he grabbed chuuya's arm, deactivating arabahaki, and once he did.. you rushed over to chuuya's side and carried him over your shoulder
"dazai.. you ass.. once it's over.. you gotta stop me right away."
"ooh, i could've stopped you a bit earlier, but it was fun watchi-"
dazai was cut off by a kick to the stomach by you, and chuuya fell asleep
"owww y/n-chan that hurted!!" Dazai dramatically pouted, acting like you broke every bone in his body
"i can't believe it.. lovecraft of all people, got beat... what are you all?" grape dude said, his body still mostly covered in dirt
you and dazai shared a look, then said together in sync.
"we're enemies of the bad guys"
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finally i can sleep!!
I hope i dont wake up tomorrow <3
YOU ARE READING
The Ying to my Yang ~Chuuya x Fem!Reader~
Fiksi PenggemarYou were with him through everything, maybe you shouldn't have. Humor was the way you cope, but before you help yourself, you'll dedicate yourself to save him first. Then, you'll wait, no matter how long that will be. ⚠️WARNINGS!! : deaths, blood...
