When I am With Miss Clumsy (Season One) ✔

Action 74! (๑^, ^๑)

Your eyes are heart-shaped

Em's POV ~°•°

My fucking heart beats fast. I make my body stable but I think I am shaking. The annoying things in my stomach keeps on flying. The surrounding is not visible to me anymore, I think I am the only one with this weird feelings, weird cellphone with the weirdest voice on it. Everything is new, I think I am new. I am not me. It is all because this thing inside my ribcage won against this thing in my head. This weakest mind that is now occupied.

Kinakalma ko ang sarili, pero hindi ko mapakalma ang puso. Shit this weirdness! Maybe I am just scared. Scared to her. Sa kanya, na lumamon sa isip ko.

As I sat on the bed she talks, [KUYA PATING! Buti naman tumawag ka, patulog na ako eh. Galit ka ba? Pinatayan mo ko kanina tapos hindi ka na sumagot. Narecieve mo message ko? Sinave mo number ko?]

"B-bakit gising ka pa?" I asked hoping that she didn't hear me stutter.

[Tanong ko rin 'yan eh! Ikaw bakit gising ka pa?] She asked me casually. Parang hindi siya nahihirapang makipag-usap.

"Sinong nagbigay ng number ko sa'yo?" I asked coldly while holding all my fucking weird feelings.

[Aaahh hahahah! Eh dahil matalino kami ni Lolo Le nakuha namin number mo. Ay si Lolo Le lang pala matalino hehehe! Kasi naisip niyang number mo yung nakapaskil d'yan sa inn, tapos naalala niya sa call history 'yong number mo no'ng tumawag ka kay kuya Art no'ng nasa kanya pa 'to. Oh di ba! Napagtugma ni Lolo Le, eh tama! Tapos sabi niya sa akin save ko kasi sayo 'to. Sinave ko na kaya naman pinindot ko lang 'yong call button at—]

"In short, it's the old man."

[Heheh opo! Save mo number ko ouy!]

"Matulog ka na," utos ko sa kanya habang umaayos ako ng higa. Pinakiramdaman ko ang sarili. I don't think if I can sleep anymore.

[Inaantok na nga ako eh. Pero mamaya na! Kausap pa kita eh.] I bet she is smiling. How can she? I don't even know how to talk—to casually talk to her. I think I am boring to talk to. But yet she is sounds... Happy.

"It's dawn clumsy... I mean alauna na." Napatakip ako sa bibig dahil sa tono ko. That's not good.

'Fuck! I am sounded boring, useless to talk to and yeah! Sounds scared. Which aren't exactly me.'

[Oo nga. Alauna na pero 'di ka pa tulog at hindi pa ako tulog, ang mahalaga matutulog tayo mamaya. HAHAHAHAH!] She laugh so loud like she use to do.

I press my upper lip to my lower lip. Without even noticing my smile, I sigh, "Not funny."

[Ay laging hindi mabenta jokes ko sayo. Para mo kong hinahamon kuya Pating na magjoke ng magjoke!]

"Kuya Pating is not my name."

[Eh? Kuya Em? Huwag na! Maganda na nga yung kuya Pating eh.]

"No that's horrible."

[Hor? What?! Tagalogin mo kuya Pating,] utos niya.

"Why don't you study English well?"

[Aysusmariyajusep! Tagalog nga kuya Pating kay hindi ako makasabot. HAHAHAH! Hehehe!] She laugh a loud again with some small laugh at the end.

"You are crazy," is all I can say to her Alien accent.

[You ask me tagalog because no understand is me.] Her tone became serious. [HAHAHAHAH! Panget pakinggan ng English ko.] And she's back.

"And that is what horrible means."

Natigilan siya saglit, [Aaah? My English is horrible?] Buong pagtataka niya.