A book of crack/not to be taken seriously oneshots, that I randomly thought of/Got ideas off of through memes, vines, jokes, you name it, on other social media platforms, or my own additions based loosely off fanfics/headcanons from other BSD author...
Yes I'm organising this book, come at me, I dare you.
This category will revolve around discussions, whether about upcoming chapters, stuff from my announcements, anything involving my life (I guess if I'm up it, but it'll most likely be pretty random), maybe even just somewhere you can talk to me or anybody, it doesn't have to be personal, it can be about BSD in general, and there is no set time, even if people see this book a year into the future, they can still comment & all! <3
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⇑ I love that fanart, they all look so gorgeously perfect 🥰
And~ have these either really bad or really good jokes because I can ~
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Dazai, after hearing about Odasaku's death: "I'm in Spain without the a.."
Chuuya, holding back laughter: "You're in spin?"
Dazai, upon realising he f*cked up: "WAIT!-"
Aku finally getting his revenge for all the years of abuse from Dazai; *plugs his phone into a speaker, and plays Queen of Disaster*
Dazai's facial expression couldn't have been more mockable
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Chuuya, messing with Dazai: "What does y-e-s pell?"
Dazai: "Yes"
Chuuya: "What does e-y-e-s spell?"
Dazai, after thinking for a moment: "e-yes"
Chuuya and Nikolai trying so hard to contain their laughter right about now
Them after a minute: "What does y-e-s spell?"
Dazai: "Yes"
Nikolai: "What does e-y-e-s spell?"
*Dazai pausing for a moment thinking long and hard about this..*
Him: "E-yes."
*Chuuya and Nikolai dying of laughter at this point*
Niolai through breaks of wheezing: "Again, what does e-y-e-s spell?"
Dazai, spelling it out because he's dumb: "E.." "Y.." "E..." S...."
Him, finally getting it: "EYES!"
*Chuuya and Nikolai rolling on the floor, killing themselves with heavy laughter*
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15 yo Dazai to Chuuya while on their way to obliterate an enemy base: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Chuuya, fed up: "No."
Dazai: "Aw, come onnn!"
Him again: "I'm bored chibi~"
Chuuya just praying for him to shut up: "Ugh, fine!"
Dazai clearing his throat to mentally prepare
Him a minute later: "Knock knock."
Chuuya: "Who's there?"
Dazai, smiling widely because he knows its a crappy joke: "Lettuce"
*Chuuya staring at Dazai with concern*
Him after composing himself: .... "Lettuce.. who?"
Dazai leaning over to Chuuya, smiling: "Lettuce fuck."
Chuuya inhaling sharply, before rightfully kicking Dazai in the nuts
That one person who spells and pronounces lettuce as lettoose: "Wait a minute..." 🤔
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So, with those horrible jokes written out, enjoy the chaotic/informative chapters underneath this one 😉
