BAU HOTTIES
HOTCH
Who changed the group name?
This one is not apropried, the other one was better. This is a professional group chat.
PENNY
I did it because we're all hot people
who work at the BAU ;)
DEREK
Omg Momma so clever of you fuck 🥵🥵🤰💦💦
EMILY
die
REID
I don't understand the meaning
of that much emojis.
YOU
It's better if you don't honey,
Derek is just dumb. Ignore him.
REID
Ok! :)
DEREK
Omg degradation, not in front
of the kids baby 🥵🥵🥵💦💦
YOU
go kys rn ☺️👎
HOTCH
The majority of us in this group chat is
older than her, what kids
are you referring to?
HOTCH
Also, y/n don't tell Derek to kill himself, we still haven't done the psychological evaluations.
EMILY
lol kam 😜
YOU
So true of you bestie MUAH 😘💋
ROSSI
What does kam mean?
JJ
Kill all men 😇
ROSSI
oh.
REID
:(
YOU
We'll let you live honey. Just you.
REID
:)))
HOTCH
pardon?
DEREK
OMG GUYS
DEREK
I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! I NEED DEEZ! 😨😨😨😨
EMILY
BITCH NO YOU WOULDNT 😭😭😭
REID
Wait..
HOTCH
Reid I have a felling that you may not want to ask anything to Derek right now.
REID
Deez what?
YOU
NAHH FOULLLL 😭😭😭
DEREK
DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH 🤪🤪🤪🥺🥵 AAAAAAAH
PENNY
Derek no, you know he doesn't understand internet jokes >:
JJ
Menace. Truly
EMILY
So true of you wifey 💃🏻😍
DEREK
...
DEREK
WhoIsGonnaSendMeTittiePics?
#🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦😍😍🤪🤪🤪
EMILY
Gonna have to agreed with
Mr.Blady this time 😜😜😜
REID
Wait. Emily do you also like woman?
YOU
The right question would be
"do you like men at all?"
EMILY
I don't 😜😜😜
DEREK
OKAY BESTIE GET THEM TITTIES
AHHHH 😜😜🤪🤪🤪🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦
JJ
YOU'RE A LESBIAN?
EMILY
Why is everyone so surprised 😞🙏🏻
JJ
WHY WASNT I INFORMED OF THIS WUATTHEFACK
YOU
Jayje calm your hormones down you horndog, don't make the fact that you wanna a taste of crocked bangs so obvious 🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄
DEREK
HORNDOG 😟 NO BESTIE YOU'RE TOO FUNNY
REID
What would a horndog be?
HOTCH
...
YOU
Spence it's past your bed time,
go to sleep.
REID
It's three in the afternoon?
DEREK
Not Reid not listening to mommy y/n 😜😜😜 you can tell me what to do anytime 🥵🥵🥵 #iwannaseetitties
YOU
I quit.
HOTCH
No you don't.
DEREK
FUCK DADDY HOTCHIE WOTCHIE BEING DOMMINANTE AND SHIT 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
what the fuck.
